gerd.muller Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 from the episode where the simpsons visit a water park, and homer blockes a slide: Operator 1: "We have a problem in section b!" Operator 2: "flush trough with a couple of kids !"
Philrad71 Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Homer to Bart - "Shut up and butter yer bacon, boy!" Homer in front of neon gym sign - "What's a gime?"
gerd.muller Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Homer in front of neon gym sign - "What's a gime?" great episode!
XII Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Mr Burns: "You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage, when pigs fly." (Mr. Burns & Smithers laugh.) (A pig flies through the air.) Smithers: "Will you be donating that million dollars now?" Mr. Burns: "No, I'd still prefer not."
Team Thriller Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Sideshow Mel: Oh my GOD, Look at that blimp!... It's hanging from that balloon! --James
MisterP Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 In a Halloween episide when Homer is a King Kong-type giant ape: Carl: "I heard we're goin' to Ape Island" Lenny: "Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island" Charlie: "Candy Apple Island? Whatta they got there?" Carl: "Apes. But they're not so big"
JFrombaugh Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 (Episode where Marge becomes a cop) Homer: Hey, you're not really arresting me? Marge: You have the right to remain silent. Homer: I choose to waive that right. AAAAHHH!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
DarkStitch626 Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 This one is classic. "A women is more like a beer, they look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"
QueerRudie Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 Lisa Simpson in "Simpson's Bible Stories"- "Feh, Slave Labor. You get what you pay for."
Taylo234 Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 From when Ralph is in the bathroom. Skinner: "Ralph, are you almost finished?" Ralph: "I finished before we came in!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM0IeriHlvY&feature=channel_page)
Manny In England Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Mr Burns: (confused) Ketchup, Catsup, Ketchup, Catsup, I'm in way over my head here.
paintballer Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Homer with a hook in his nose "Marge I think the hooks hitting my brain......Snarflegoogle Baby boople Baby Baby Baby boople" Such a WTF moment
Sticky Nicky Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Ralph in the Simpsons Movie: "I like men now". That line had everyone in the theater laughing for about 3 minutes.
Jds03 Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Ralph in the Simpsons Movie: "I like men now". That line had everyone in the theater laughing for about 3 minutes. A younger kid in my boy scout troop once randomly quoted that, without giving any context to the Simpsons movie beforehand, and everyone just paused then laughed at him as he tried to explain that "Ralph said it".
Homer Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 "Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL!" "Bart, watch your language."
monsterfan99 Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels! Announcer #2: Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... for some kind of sanity. Announcer #1: Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious. Announcer #2: Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball. Later in the same episode Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford! Homer: You could call them Whitey-Whackers. -- Buy one and get a chance to knock Whitey yourself!, My other favorite is this one Homer: Hey! Frank Grimes never married, how did he get a son? Frank Grimes Jr.: He just happened to like hookers, okay?
154bmag Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Wiggum: Ah dammit Somebody stop that awful awful man.
beatle11 Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 She needs premium dude! PREMIUM!......DUDE!
Austin11KD Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 (From the Simpsons Movie) Ned Flanders: "Well, byes let's not forget to thank the lord for this bountiful, PENIS! Boys: Bountiful penis.. AMEN!
coasterfansince1999 Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Ralph Wiggum: Ha! All my friends have birthdays! Homer: No TV and mo beer make Homer something something... Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Homer: Ha ha! Scaredy cat! *Makes stupid face* *Looks in mirror* AAAAAAHHHHHH!
donkeyman18 Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Bart: go apple millhouse: go orange ralph: go banana
grrt Posted February 25, 2012 Posted February 25, 2012 Chief Wiggum: Trash cans tipped over... cheese packages poked and repoked... all signs point to one obvious culprit. A giant rat. Possibly my favorite scene ever is when they get their house repossessed and Homer is attempting to hang himself on the tree in the front yard but instead he uproots the whole tree haha!
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