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Homer- Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that ... building ... thingie ... where our beds and TV ... is.

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Off my favorite episode "The Shinning"

 

Homer: No TV, no beer make Homer something something

 

Can't remember this epidose, I think its the one where he pretends to be homeless

 

Homer: Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you (he just sits there and says nothing afterwards)

 

Let's not forget the one on my avatar.

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^Heh, that's one of my favorites.

 

HOMER: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?

MARGE: Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.

LISA: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it will not be used on any meat product.

BART: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, homeboy?

HOMER: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

MARGE: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

HOMER: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

MARGE: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly, I heard what you said.

HOMER: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.

BART: Uh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.

HOMER: Bart, go to your room.

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Lenny Leonard: So long, Dental Plan!... Dental plan!

Marge Simpson: Lisa needs braces.

Lenny: Dental Plan!

Marge: Lisa needs braces.

Lenny: Dental Plan!

Marge: Lisa needs braces.

Lenny: Dental Plan!

Marge: Lisa needs braces.

Lenny: Dental Plan!

Marge: Lisa needs braces.

 

 

MONO = ONE

RAIL = RAIL

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Homer: "Oh, why must we preserve America's historic roller coasters?"

 

Coaster Enthusiast: " I'm not getting married on that!"

Coaster Enthusiast wife: " You won't get married on the Zoominator, you won't get married on Colossus, you won't get married on Pharo's Curse. Just admit it, it's me." -runs off crying-

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Millhouses Dad Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?

 

Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

 

Kirk: Oh, yeah...

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(Simpsons are watching TV)

 

Bill Cosby: POKEMON!? With the POKEY and the MAN and the thing -- where the guy comes outta the thing! And OOKADOOKADOOKADUU!

 

You've gotta hear the way he says it. In his Bill Cosbyish manner.

 

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