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The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

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God: Wait a minute! This isn't Marge! This is Selma!


Homer: It's Patty, chump!


*outruns God on motorcycle*


God: I'm getting way too old for this...




Homer: Now, look, if we've ever learned anything from the Flintstones, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement. Come on, little fella! Say a wisecrack! You know, "It's a living..."




Homer: Oopsie.




Favourite episode, undoubtedly, is the missionary/PBS episode.

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When Homer was mistaken for Bigfoot (first season): "What we have here is either a very stupid man, or a brillant beast."


That night, Marge makes everything better: "Oh, Homey, my brillant beast."

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Lisa after she won the local spelling bee


"I'm quene of the world...of spelling

That's right, Queen of the world...of spelling"



Camp Krusty:


Lisa:" your serving us gruel?"

Bully(can't rember name)"Not quite, this is Krusty brand imitiaion gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference."


Bart in spelling bee: "imp"

Nelson: "Bart said I m p. He's made of pee"

Ralph: "I made Bart in my pants"

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Mr Burns approaches a candy machine...


"Oh yes, hello there, I'd like 2 serves of butterscotch brittle, but don't wrapt it too tightly, I want it now!"


Machine does nothing.


"...You've made yourself a very powerful enemy."

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Well, Ralph is always full of great quotes. My fave is posted on the first page:


Me fail English? Thats unpossible.



computer:Press any key to continue

Homer: Press the any key?! Wheres the any key?!!



Bart is riding a bicycle that looks like a motorcycle. He flips a switch and it plays sounds like a chopper. He rides near Wiggum and he flips out.


Wiggum: Oh no! Its a biker gang! We dont have back-up. Time to go under cover

*places pizza sign over the light bar on top*

Uh Cheif, what if they like pizza?

Wiggum: Im prepared for that

*Places Dominos Pizza sign on side of car*



That was great.

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