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Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

 

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Lisa: No, no, they're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking undead! Nosferatu!

[the rest stare at her blankly]

Lisa: A vampire!

Homer: [chuckles] Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

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Homer: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown

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Moe: "Marge, do mobsters ever congregate outside your house?"

Marge: "All the time, sometimes I bring them lemonade . Why?"

Moe: "I think we better go to Little Italy."

Homer: "I'll get our little passports."

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