Jump to content
  TPR Home | Parks | Twitter | Facebook | YouTube | Instagram 

The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 156
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • 3 years later...
  • 2 weeks later...

Homer: Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me.

Gun Store Clerk: Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution...

Homer: Yeah.

Clerk: frequent problems with alcohol...

Homer: [nervously] Yeah.

Clerk: ...beat up President Bush!

Homer: Former President Bush.

[the owner slaps a red rubber stamper on Homer's printout]

Homer: "Potentially dangerous"?

Clerk: Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less.

Homer: Woo hoo!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

  • Create New...

Important Information

Terms of Use https://themeparkreview.com/forum/topic/116-terms-of-service-please-read/