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Since this is a coaster site, I can't believe anyone has posted this. The episode where they go to Florida for Miss Krabbappel's teacher of the year nomination.

 

-The sign that said "Epcot: when everything else is booked."

 

-Skinnner: "I'm afraid the only ride for me is the ride of broken dreams."

Homer: "Oh you mean the Enron ride!"

 

-Homer (to Marge while watching Illuminations): "How about we make some fireworks of our own?" He says it suggestively, then they start filling fireworks with gunpowder. Lol!

 

-Homer (escapes to Magic Kingdom): "One churro please!"

Vender: "That'll be 14 dollars."

Homer: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Here."

 

I love that episode. It's so funny!

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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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A few come to mind:

 

Gun Shop Sales Guy: "I am sorry sir, there is a 7 day waiting period to by a gun"

 

Homer: "But I'm angry NOW"

 

 

Lionel Hutz: "So I ask you ladies and gentelmen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man that had all he could eat?"

 

...or from the same episode:

 

"Mr. Simpson, this is the worst case of false advertising since my lawsuit agains the film "The Never Ending Story"

 

and one more Hutz:

 

"Your Honor, I move for one of those bad...court...thingies"

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Cant remember exactly but Lisa uses the word anal in the 'don't be anal' sense. Ok its a blatant bid for shock humor but i think its great. The only time I would ever use the excuse of "but the TV said it so i can too"

 

Theres also this clip from a song sung by Homer:

 

"I could even eat a baby dear - la la la la la la la la"

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Ralph: "principal skinner, i can't sleep without my stuffie"

 

Skinner:"use this steel wool, it's pretty much the same thing"

 

Ralph: "it's ouchie"

 

 

And family guy

 

 

Peter: "I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a whole night of drinking"

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(From the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode)

Loudspeaker: Attention Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested.

(crowd gasps)

Woman: I'd be terribly embarrassed if I were that boy's mother.

Loudspeaker: Attention Marge Simpson. We also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

 

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