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  • Birthday 06/17/1994

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  1. damn, I have so many, I'll just name a few Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did. Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on. Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife. Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom. ****About 33 drinks later**** Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence. Quagmire: Oh God. Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself. Quagmire: Oh come on! Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics. Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.) Hotel Manager: And this is the bathroom, but watch out we got some bad roaches here. Red Roach: Hey, you're on our turf man! Green Roach: Hey man! I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad! Brian: Those are bad roaches. Manager: I blame the schools. Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat. Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay? Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck. Peter: (narrating his own life) "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze." And last, but not least, of course the infamous: Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
  2. not today, but it rained like hell for the last two days Why is the sky blue?
  3. No, I've been a long time come and go poster on it Since seeing The Hangover, has your pronunciation of "Retard" been forever changed?
  4. I can understand having 2 same sized kicks....If you wan't the double bass and the added flare of the second kick drum....Lots of drummers do that
  5. No, but you're a hypocrite Is the meaning of life the number 4?
  6. My opinion is as follows....the majority of the awards were amazing, Lady Gaga and Elton could've been the best mashup of the last decade....but...I don't think artists should use autotune on stage (or period :/) If you can sing....sing, if not don't....(and T-pain doesn't need auto-tune...he's an amazing singer, lord knows why he uses it)
  7. It dislikes people with B&M inverts as their avatar.... Why did the chicken cross the road?
  8. Time to try and crack this thread back open.... ^^Cause neon blue is better Was that mint REALLY wafer thin?
  9. Oh magical title fairy....after four long years I have gained enough posts to be graced by your presence. As I beg to you....I wonder if my title could be changed to something to the effect of "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." As it would be much appreciated.
  10. That's just an epic win to the 3rd power....
  11. Lets take a look...shall we....I use a 2005 HP Media Center (XP SP3 FTW), I DID put souped up graphics and sound cards in for recording though...so that makes up for the oldness of the PC a bit....as for my monitor, I just use an HP vs15 LCD monitor...does the job...
  12. Right now there's about 13 inches of snow on the ground, it's cold as hell, and, Wisconsin weather just sucks....I like the snow, the cold I could do without though...
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