Teddymonster Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 This isn't a quote, but one of my favorite Simpsons moments was when Maggie finally makes it to the top of the ball pit in the daycare center at Itchy and Scratchy Land...and the people there just dump more balls onto the babies. Classic! 8)
Coaster Palooza Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 When Homer was popular as a fad and then came crashing down to earth: Newsguy (tabloid): This man (Homer) needs to be put out to stud. Homer: WOOHOO, First stop Maude Flanders
crispy Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 HOMER "Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
sfmmFREAK Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 mr. burns: quick, we'll ride in the spruce moose. hop in! smithers: but sir, it's only a model it can't possib- mr. burns: points gun at smithers, "i said, hop in."
dandaman Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 "You can run, but you can't glide!" Homer, during a daydream in which he is gliding around and shooting lasers at people. "Heh heh heh... USA! USA!"
dandaman Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 God: Wait a minute! This isn't Marge! This is Selma! Homer: It's Patty, chump! *outruns God on motorcycle* God: I'm getting way too old for this... -------------------------------------------- Homer: Now, look, if we've ever learned anything from the Flintstones, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement. Come on, little fella! Say a wisecrack! You know, "It's a living..." *thump* Homer: Oopsie. -------------------------------------------- Favourite episode, undoubtedly, is the missionary/PBS episode.
lapseofreason Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 "I'm a people person...that...drinks." -Homer
V2-dude Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 "Don't worry mom, I'll hide you where there is no one around for miles... Disney's California Adventure!"
cfc Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 When Homer was mistaken for Bigfoot (first season): "What we have here is either a very stupid man, or a brillant beast." That night, Marge makes everything better: "Oh, Homey, my brillant beast."
DATman Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Simpson, Homer Simpson He's the greatest guy in history From the town of Springfield, He's about to hit a chestnut tree. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
momo1tx Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Homer (Drunk): "Hey Marge, guess how many boobs I say today? 15!" (Passes Out)
twistedmickey Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!" - Lisa I am on a mission to make this into a t-shirt!!!!
MSLSM Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Lisa after she won the local spelling bee "I'm quene of the world...of spelling That's right, Queen of the world...of spelling" Camp Krusty: Lisa:" your serving us gruel?" Bully(can't rember name)"Not quite, this is Krusty brand imitiaion gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference." Bart in spelling bee: "imp" Nelson: "Bart said I m p. He's made of pee" Ralph: "I made Bart in my pants"
slick Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Mr Burns approaches a candy machine... "Oh yes, hello there, I'd like 2 serves of butterscotch brittle, but don't wrapt it too tightly, I want it now!" Machine does nothing. "...You've made yourself a very powerful enemy."
307 Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Mr. Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch? Chief Wiggum: Mr. Burns, you're under arrest for murder. Mr. Burns: Uh, did I say corpse hatch? I meant innocence tube.
cooljuggler Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH. Donuts, Must have, UHHHHHHH
benzo41190 Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 "my dad said that im this close to sleeping in the garage"
socalMAN123 Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 " Call in backup. And tell them to bring pretzels." "Excellent." "I haven't been this thin since high school!" Brent "Doh" Shenton
ShoubraStreet74 Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 My quote takes the form of this video clip: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/9325/The_Simpsons_Portrait_Of_An_Ass_Grabber.html It's from the episode where Homer is accused of sexual harassment. Enjoy.
benzo41190 Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 "if dad turns over, your dead" "mom tought me how to make a retaining wall out of pillows"
stingrock23 Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen."
Real Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Well, Ralph is always full of great quotes. My fave is posted on the first page: Me fail English? Thats unpossible. Homer- computer:Press any key to continue Homer: Press the any key?! Wheres the any key?!! Bart is riding a bicycle that looks like a motorcycle. He flips a switch and it plays sounds like a chopper. He rides near Wiggum and he flips out. Wiggum: Oh no! Its a biker gang! We dont have back-up. Time to go under cover *places pizza sign over the light bar on top* Uh Cheif, what if they like pizza? Wiggum: Im prepared for that *Places Dominos Pizza sign on side of car* That was great.
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