Mr Burns approaches a candy machine...
"Oh yes, hello there, I'd like 2 serves of butterscotch brittle, but don't wrapt it too tightly, I want it now!"
Machine does nothing.
"...You've made yourself a very powerful enemy."
The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game
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by 307 » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:30 pm
Mr. Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch?
Chief Wiggum: Mr. Burns, you're under arrest for murder.
Mr. Burns: Uh, did I say corpse hatch? I meant innocence tube.
Chief Wiggum: Mr. Burns, you're under arrest for murder.
Mr. Burns: Uh, did I say corpse hatch? I meant innocence tube.
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This 16 year old puts you to shame
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by socalMAN123 » Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:35 pm
" Call in backup. And tell them to bring pretzels."
"Excellent."
"I haven't been this thin since high school!"
Brent "Doh" Shenton
"Excellent."
"I haven't been this thin since high school!"
Brent "Doh" Shenton
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by ShoubraStreet74 » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:32 pm
My quote takes the form of this video clip: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/932 ... abber.html
It's from the episode where Homer is accused of sexual harassment. Enjoy.
It's from the episode where Homer is accused of sexual harassment. Enjoy.
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by benzo41190 » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:36 pm
"if dad turns over, your dead"
"mom tought me how to make a retaining wall out of pillows"
"mom tought me how to make a retaining wall out of pillows"
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by stingrock23 » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:54 pm
Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen."
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by Real » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:39 pm
Well, Ralph is always full of great quotes. My fave is posted on the first page:
Me fail English? Thats unpossible.
Homer-
computer:Press any key to continue
Homer: Press the any key?! Wheres the any key?!!
Bart is riding a bicycle that looks like a motorcycle. He flips a switch and it plays sounds like a chopper. He rides near Wiggum and he flips out.
Wiggum: Oh no! Its a biker gang! We dont have back-up. Time to go under cover
*places pizza sign over the light bar on top*
Uh Cheif, what if they like pizza?
Wiggum: Im prepared for that
*Places Dominos Pizza sign on side of car*
That was great.
Me fail English? Thats unpossible.
Homer-
computer:Press any key to continue
Homer: Press the any key?! Wheres the any key?!!
Bart is riding a bicycle that looks like a motorcycle. He flips a switch and it plays sounds like a chopper. He rides near Wiggum and he flips out.
Wiggum: Oh no! Its a biker gang! We dont have back-up. Time to go under cover
*places pizza sign over the light bar on top*
Uh Cheif, what if they like pizza?
Wiggum: Im prepared for that
*Places Dominos Pizza sign on side of car*
That was great.
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