gerd.muller Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 from the episode where the simpsons visit a water park, and homer blockes a slide: Operator 1: "We have a problem in section b!" Operator 2: "flush trough with a couple of kids !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philrad71 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Homer to Bart - "Shut up and butter yer bacon, boy!" Homer in front of neon gym sign - "What's a gime?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerd.muller Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Homer in front of neon gym sign - "What's a gime?" great episode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Mr Burns: "You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage, when pigs fly." (Mr. Burns & Smithers laugh.) (A pig flies through the air.) Smithers: "Will you be donating that million dollars now?" Mr. Burns: "No, I'd still prefer not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Sideshow Mel: Oh my GOD, Look at that blimp!... It's hanging from that balloon! --James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterP Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 In a Halloween episide when Homer is a King Kong-type giant ape: Carl: "I heard we're goin' to Ape Island" Lenny: "Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island" Charlie: "Candy Apple Island? Whatta they got there?" Carl: "Apes. But they're not so big" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speeddeamon128 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Homer: "Hmm Burger..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFrombaugh Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 (Episode where Marge becomes a cop) Homer: Hey, you're not really arresting me? Marge: You have the right to remain silent. Homer: I choose to waive that right. AAAAHHH!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStitch626 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 This one is classic. "A women is more like a beer, they look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennyweird Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 "The goggles, they do nothing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueerRudie Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Lisa Simpson in "Simpson's Bible Stories"- "Feh, Slave Labor. You get what you pay for." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylo234 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 From when Ralph is in the bathroom. Skinner: "Ralph, are you almost finished?" Ralph: "I finished before we came in!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM0IeriHlvY&feature=channel_page) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Mr Burns: (confused) Ketchup, Catsup, Ketchup, Catsup, I'm in way over my head here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballer Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Homer with a hook in his nose "Marge I think the hooks hitting my brain......Snarflegoogle Baby boople Baby Baby Baby boople" Such a WTF moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Nicky Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Ralph in the Simpsons Movie: "I like men now". That line had everyone in the theater laughing for about 3 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Ralph in the Simpsons Movie: "I like men now". That line had everyone in the theater laughing for about 3 minutes. A younger kid in my boy scout troop once randomly quoted that, without giving any context to the Simpsons movie beforehand, and everyone just paused then laughed at him as he tried to explain that "Ralph said it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 "Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL!" "Bart, watch your language." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterfan99 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels! Announcer #2: Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... for some kind of sanity. Announcer #1: Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious. Announcer #2: Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball. Later in the same episode Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford! Homer: You could call them Whitey-Whackers. -- Buy one and get a chance to knock Whitey yourself!, My other favorite is this one Homer: Hey! Frank Grimes never married, how did he get a son? Frank Grimes Jr.: He just happened to like hookers, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Wiggum: Ah dammit Somebody stop that awful awful man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skitt2010 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Homer: "Mmm... Unexplained Bacon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatle11 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 She needs premium dude! PREMIUM!......DUDE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin11KD Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 (From the Simpsons Movie) Ned Flanders: "Well, byes let's not forget to thank the lord for this bountiful, PENIS! Boys: Bountiful penis.. AMEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfansince1999 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Ralph Wiggum: Ha! All my friends have birthdays! Homer: No TV and mo beer make Homer something something... Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! Homer: Ha ha! Scaredy cat! *Makes stupid face* *Looks in mirror* AAAAAAHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeyman18 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Bart: go apple millhouse: go orange ralph: go banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrt Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Chief Wiggum: Trash cans tipped over... cheese packages poked and repoked... all signs point to one obvious culprit. A giant rat. Possibly my favorite scene ever is when they get their house repossessed and Homer is attempting to hang himself on the tree in the front yard but instead he uproots the whole tree haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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