Eagle Rider Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Flanders, "Well kids, it looks like well have an imaginary again Christmas this year." Rod, "Yeah, I got a pogo stick!" Todd, "Yeah, I got a hula hoop!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zburns999 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Homer crashes car full of kids into a tree... Kent Brockman: Arnie, how are the children? Arnie Pie in the Sky: I can't see through metal Kent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 "Duff Man can't breath! Oh no." "Mr. Plow. That's my name. My name again is Mr. Plow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power... like God must feel when he's holding a gun. And... Lisa: No, no, they're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking undead! Nosferatu! [the rest stare at her blankly] Lisa: A vampire! Homer: [chuckles] Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Homer: AHh i love these lazy Saturdays Marge : It's Wednesday Homer: AH work *runs out he door * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Bart: The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 HOMER to Flanders "Can't talk, Robbed, go hell" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ed Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Homer: "I am so smart, S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T." Mr. Rogers: "It's a beautiful day...for me to kick your ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 "dont worry you wont fell a thing........til i jam this down your throat" I also like the *I cant beleive its a law firm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfmmFREAK Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 don't EVER stop in the middle of a hodown!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaparri Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 "And I'll take up smoking and then give that up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoltan_Kodaly Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 My all-time favorite Simpsons quote, from the hockey episode, when Homer starts chasing around that fat German-exchange student when he's in his underwear, "Don't chase me! I'm full of chocolate!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamez9579 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Homer: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias94 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Homer:(singing)I am so smart, i am so smart, S-M-R-T,i mean S-M-A-R-T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Nail Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Homer: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airtime&Gravity Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Moe: "Marge, do mobsters ever congregate outside your house?" Marge: "All the time, sometimes I bring them lemonade . Why?" Moe: "I think we better go to Little Italy." Homer: "I'll get our little passports." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dino Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 *Homer Sleeping* AHHHH!!! COBRAS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercrazed49 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Homer: "I cant hear you Im wearing a towel." Quicky Mart Alarm: "SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!" (Loud) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uwgbdork Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 homer as monorail conductor: Opens closet sees family of appossems, (Homer) "I call the big one bitey" mmmmmmmm forbidden doughnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsk8erboi73x Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Cool Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 ^Haha the monorail episode is one of my favorites!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N8BGR8 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Homer: Now let's go home to where our beds and tv.......is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastGunslinger Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 One of my favorites: Homer: Lingwo dead? Lingwo: Lingwo is dead............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapseofreason Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 "I'm a people person...that...drinks." -Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Cheif Wiggum: Hey Ralphy! If you let me have my car back, Ill let you play with my gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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