The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

[Eagle Rider]

Flanders, "Well kids, it looks like well have an imaginary again Christmas this year."

 

Rod, "Yeah, I got a pogo stick!"

 

Todd, "Yeah, I got a hula hoop!"

[zburns999]

Homer crashes car full of kids into a tree...

 

Kent Brockman: Arnie, how are the children?

 

Arnie Pie in the Sky: I can't see through metal Kent.

[J man]

"Duff Man can't breath! Oh no."

 

"Mr. Plow. That's my name. My name again is Mr. Plow."

[Guest]

Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

 

And...

 

Lisa: No, no, they're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking undead! Nosferatu!

[the rest stare at her blankly]

Lisa: A vampire!

Homer: [chuckles] Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

[zaneymon]

Homer: AHh i love these lazy Saturdays

Marge : It's Wednesday

Homer: AH work *runs out he door *

[cfc]

Bart: The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican!

[crispy]

HOMER to Flanders

 

"Can't talk, Robbed, go hell"

[Big Ed]

Homer: "I am so smart, S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T."

 

Mr. Rogers: "It's a beautiful day...for me to kick your ass!"

[benzo41190]

"dont worry you wont fell a thing........til i jam this down your throat"

 

I also like the *I cant beleive its a law firm*

[sfmmFREAK]

don't EVER stop in the middle of a hodown!!!!!!!!

[Scaparri]

"And I'll take up smoking and then give that up."

[Zoltan_Kodaly]

My all-time favorite Simpsons quote, from the hockey episode, when Homer starts chasing around that fat German-exchange student when he's in his underwear,

 

"Don't chase me! I'm full of chocolate!"

[jamez9579]

Homer: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........something

[Tobias94]

Homer:(singing)I am so smart, i am so smart, S-M-R-T,i mean S-M-A-R-T

[Rusty Nail]

Homer: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown

[Airtime&Gravity]

Moe: "Marge, do mobsters ever congregate outside your house?"

Marge: "All the time, sometimes I bring them lemonade . Why?"

Moe: "I think we better go to Little Italy."

Homer: "I'll get our little passports."

[dino]

*Homer Sleeping* AHHHH!!! COBRAS!!!

[coastercrazed49]

Homer: "I cant hear you Im wearing a towel."

 

 

Quicky Mart Alarm: "SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!" (Loud)

[uwgbdork]

homer as monorail conductor:

 

Opens closet sees family of appossems,

(Homer) "I call the big one bitey"

 

 

mmmmmmmm forbidden doughnut

[xsk8erboi73x]

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

[Joe Cool]

^Haha the monorail episode is one of my favorites!!!

[N8BGR8]

Homer: Now let's go home to where our beds and tv.......is.

 

 

 

[TheLastGunslinger]

One of my favorites:

 

Homer: Lingwo dead?

Lingwo: Lingwo is dead.............

[lapseofreason]

"I'm a people person...that...drinks." -Homer

[XII]

Cheif Wiggum: Hey Ralphy! If you let me have my car back, Ill let you play with my gun!