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It's not our fault. Magic Mountain named it.

 

No they didn't. MM named it F-U-L-L-T-H-R-OT-T-L-E and said that it was a YOLO kind of coaster as part of the promotion. They don't call it the YOLOcoaster. They call it a YOLOcoaster. There are many YOLOcoaster's and FT is not one of them. If I only had one coaster to ever ride before I died I wouldn't even be in California.

 

Yes, THERE are many YOLOcoaster's that are awesome but only one that is actually named YOLOcoaster!

 

Just so you know, I am totally typing out the name that Six Flags gave it.....YOLOcoaster!

 

There is no coaster named YOLOcoaster.

 

The YOLOcoaster thing is not ment to offend anyone.

 

If someone's that easily offended then I'm genuinely glad that they're offended. I deeply apologize for having fun with a hobby that's completely 100% based on visiting parks who's sole purpose is to cater to people trying to have fun.

 

Sadly you'll need to remove the stick from your ass before riding Full Throttle. It's considered a loose article and you'll need to put it in a locker. This policy should rings a bell... it's the same policy as they have on Wicy at Six Flags New England and on I'm too stupid to spell the word Apocalypse at Magic Mountain.

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It's not our fault. Magic Mountain named it.

 

No they didn't. MM named it F-U-L-L-T-H-R-OT-T-L-E and said that it was a YOLO kind of coaster as part of the promotion. They don't call it the YOLOcoaster. They call it a YOLOcoaster. There are many YOLOcoaster's and FT is not one of them. If I only had one coaster to ever ride before I died I wouldn't even be in California.

 

Yes, THERE are many YOLOcoaster's that are awesome but only one that is actually named YOLOcoaster!

 

Just so you know, I am totally typing out the name that Six Flags gave it.....YOLOcoaster!

 

There is no coaster named YOLOcoaster.

 

The YOLOcoaster thing is not ment to offend anyone.

 

If someone's that easily offended then I'm genuinely glad that they're offended. I deeply apologize for having fun with a hobby that's completely 100% based on visiting parks who's sole purpose is to cater to people trying to have fun.

 

Sadly you'll need to remove the stick from your A$$ before riding YOLOcoaster. It's considered a loose article and you'll need to put it in a fluffy, fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo. This policy should ringy dingy ding-a-ling dings a bell... it's the same policy as they have on WindexCyanide at Six Flags New England and on I'm too stupid to spell the word Apocalypse at Magic Mountain.

 

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It's not our fault. Magic Mountain named it.

 

No they didn't. MM named it F-U-L-L-T-H-R-OT-T-L-E and said that it was a YOLO kind of coaster as part of the promotion. They don't call it the YOLOcoaster. They call it a YOLOcoaster. There are many YOLOcoaster's and FT is not one of them. If I only had one coaster to ever ride before I died I wouldn't even be in California.

 

Yes, THERE are many YOLOcoaster's that are awesome but only one that is actually named YOLOcoaster!

 

Just so you know, I am totally typing out the name that Six Flags gave it.....YOLOcoaster!

 

There is no coaster named YOLOcoaster.

 

The YOLOcoaster thing is not ment to offend anyone.

 

If someone's that easily offended then I'm genuinely glad that they're offended. I deeply apologize for having fun with a hobby that's completely 100% based on visiting parks who's sole purpose is to cater to people trying to have fun.

 

Sadly you'll need to remove the stick from your A$$ before riding YOLOcoaster. It's considered a loose article and you'll need to put it in a fluffy, fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo. This policy should ringy dingy ding-a-ling dings a bell... it's the same policy as they have on WindexCyanide at Six Flags New England and on I'm too stupid to spell the word Apocalypse at Magic Mountain.

 

This about sums it up!

 

WindexCyanide FTW!

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