A bear and a squirrel are walking down a forest path next to a river. Suddenly, the river genie pops up.
"Sigh, two of you? Eh. Let's do it in turns" says the river genie. "Mr. Bear, what is your first wish?"
Bear: "I want every other bear in the forest to be female."
The genie grants his wish.
Genie: "What about you, Mr. Squirrel?"
Squirrel: "I want a motorbike."
The bear is in disapproval of the squirrel. The genie grants the squirrel's wish anyway.
Genie: "What is your second wish, Mr. Bear?"
Bear: "Wait, no. I want every other bear in the COUNTRY to be female".
The genie grants his wish.
Genie: "Now for you, Mr. Squirrel?"
Squirrel: "I want a motorbike helmet."
The bear stares at the squrrel in disbelief and looks at the squirrel like he has three heads. The genie grants his wish.
Genie: "What is your third and final wish, Mr. Bear?"
Bear: "I have a better idea. I want every other bear in the W O R L D to be female."
The genie grants his wish.
Genie: "What is your third and final wish, Mr. Squirrel?"
The squirrel turns on the motorbike engine and puts on his helmet.
A split second later, the squirrel shoots off at top speed. Without looking back, he shouts "I WANT THE BEAR TO BE GAY!!!". The genie grants his wish.