Rollercoaster Rider Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Not mine, But my friends: This is Satan's Giant Tampon During the 7 Parks in 1 Day (Volume 7) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickstroberg Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Something along the lines of "I wish these stupid Brazilian girls behind me would shut the hell up, go back to Brazil!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCI Wooden Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 From the Hades 360 video: "Hanno, take care of Kristen when we die." "I have no idea how my camera stayed on this one. It's a miracle of Gorilla Tape" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim S. Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 "Look at the lift hill on this thing... it's not even straight, it's not even close to being straight... look at the track, it comes off the wood over here... oh Jesus Christ, this is just not cool..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I305forever Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 ^ I've never actually seen that one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye_Ben Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 From the Japanese Airtime Log Flume: "Dude, if that ferris wheel fell over on us right now, that would be bad, wouldn't it?" Also, as everyone else has said, the Manhattan Express video is pure gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Warrior Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 The Banshee video where it is dark outside and the light from the camera makes him pretty much blind always makes me chuckle. Especially when he thinks they're going into a loop and then realizes it's an Immelman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Just found myself watching TPR videos on YouTube, and while watching the Dodonpa video I seriously was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes!! "OOOOoooohhhhh It's bouncy... my titties are jiggling!" (At: 1:50) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angle O. Descent Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Gravity Max: "Oooh $hit, I am $hitting..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheBooker Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 "Come on, Takabisha. Don't be a little bitch! Just let us go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1ngdaKa88 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 This one: [youtu_be] [/youtu_be] I have two seatbelts. One arount the restraint and the other one is just kinda loosing somewhere. We're really hoping I don't need the second seatbelt for this thing for any reason. But pretty sure we gona find out really quick if I do or not. I spy Helix of death. Helix of death. Ohhhhh ohhh god Wheeeee Oh that's a really good noise. Sound like this thing was stoped by sealions. I love the sealion braking system this roller coaster has. Hear them? Sealions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCI Wooden Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 We're on some sort of Chinese Mine Train, and I believe that is a severed head right there. Yeah that... that's a severed head. Not too sure what the severed head had to do with the mine train but I'll take it THERE'S SANTA CLAUS! Hurray! I like how we go from severed heads to Santa Claus in one ride. I don't think this ride has operated in the last 30 years. Oh God, it's a huge waterfall! This is all from one video, this video, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCI Wooden Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 [fbvideonew] [/fbvideonew] "Blackfish people would be freaking the **** out right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yubstep101 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Beer, hot women & sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFrombaugh Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 "Ohhh holy anal sex sheep sh*t f***ing monkey bastard sh*t!" (Manhattan Express) "Oh crap. I actually said the 'oh crap' before we've even left the station. I'm pretty sure worse things are gonna come out of my mouth when we're actually on the tilt..." (Gravity Max) "AAAAAHHH LOOP DEE LOOOOP!!!" (old POV of Venus @ Space World) "This is like something I'd build in RCT and it would tell me people won't ride it!" (Atomic Coaster) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boldikus Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Some gems here "It's called The Crows Nest but I call it the Oh Crap turn" "How is this even legal??!?!?" "We just went through a house!!!" Bonus points for the use of "balls out nuts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfriday1998 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 In the Ultra Twister video "This is the holy shit moment" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 This is my most favorite TPR video out of them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Hamilton Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I loved when he called I305 "The coaster that eats up Millennium Force and craps it all over Cedar Point." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cparkes92 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Thank you for sharing this! I don't remember seeing this one before. I lost track on the number of bleeps in the video, and I think a couple of F-bombs did sneak past the censors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCoasterKing Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 "Weeeeee!!!" Love when grown men aren't afraid to act childish on rides. Last year I was at my local park Wild Waves and I was screaming "Yeehaa" on the wild mouse coaster and this kid behind me says, "Dude stop being such a (homo)!" I just ignored him, walked off the ride and kissed my hot wife and my baby girl. Then I turned and winked at him and walked awsy. Thank you, Rob for helping bring it my inner child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfriday1998 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Thank you for sharing this! I don't remember seeing this one before. I lost track on the number of bleeps in the video, and I think a couple of F-bombs did sneak past the censors. I know. Watched the opening couple of drops prior to the loop, and heard about 3-4 bleeps. LOL awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestCoasterKing Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Rob: ow ow ow ow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelwee Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Just watch any of his videos of Chinese coasters for some gems. "If there was ever a time that a ride ejected poop out of my body, it is now." "That was some wacky sh*t." "Why must we go on these coasters that are made mostly out of rust?" "Uh, I think he's pushing in the back? ...Yeah, he is pushing." "Aww, this is... this is just not cool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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