CoastersNSich Posted July 4, 2007 Posted July 4, 2007 Homer (to Lisa): Who's your favorite Travelling Wilbury? Is it Jeff Lynne?
zaneymon Posted July 4, 2007 Posted July 4, 2007 movementterians "na na na na na na na na na Leader, na na na na na na na na na Leader Leader Leader" Homer "Batman! i mean Leader"
Manny In England Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Kent: Mr. Burns we are getting word that a Meltdown is imminent Mr Burns: Oh Kent, Meltdown is just one of those annoying buzz words. I prefer to call it an Unrequested Fission Surplus
Adrenaline_Rush Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Homer: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz coooooooooooollllllllaaaaaaa!
dandaman Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Rainier Wolfcastle/McBane: My eyes! The googles do NOTHING!
Sunfire Posted September 24, 2007 Posted September 24, 2007 Since this is a coaster site, I can't believe anyone has posted this. The episode where they go to Florida for Miss Krabbappel's teacher of the year nomination. -The sign that said "Epcot: when everything else is booked." -Skinnner: "I'm afraid the only ride for me is the ride of broken dreams." Homer: "Oh you mean the Enron ride!" -Homer (to Marge while watching Illuminations): "How about we make some fireworks of our own?" He says it suggestively, then they start filling fireworks with gunpowder. Lol! -Homer (escapes to Magic Kingdom): "One churro please!" Vender: "That'll be 14 dollars." Homer: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Here." I love that episode. It's so funny!
Homer Posted September 24, 2007 Posted September 24, 2007 From last nights couch gag. *Pig sits on couch as the family approaches the couch* Homer: My summer love! *Spiderpig theme plays*
dmaxsba2408 Posted September 25, 2007 Posted September 25, 2007 Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
slither37 Posted September 28, 2007 Posted September 28, 2007 A few come to mind: Gun Shop Sales Guy: "I am sorry sir, there is a 7 day waiting period to by a gun" Homer: "But I'm angry NOW" Lionel Hutz: "So I ask you ladies and gentelmen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man that had all he could eat?" ...or from the same episode: "Mr. Simpson, this is the worst case of false advertising since my lawsuit agains the film "The Never Ending Story" and one more Hutz: "Your Honor, I move for one of those bad...court...thingies"
zaneymon Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 Lisa: Look a Salute to Brunch *Picks up Maggie* Wave to Brunch Maggie.
eBen Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 Cant remember exactly but Lisa uses the word anal in the 'don't be anal' sense. Ok its a blatant bid for shock humor but i think its great. The only time I would ever use the excuse of "but the TV said it so i can too" Theres also this clip from a song sung by Homer: "I could even eat a baby dear - la la la la la la la la"
X-L-R-8 Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Ralph: "principal skinner, i can't sleep without my stuffie" Skinner:"use this steel wool, it's pretty much the same thing" Ralph: "it's ouchie" And family guy Peter: "I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a whole night of drinking"
X-L-R-8 Posted November 25, 2007 Posted November 25, 2007 Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart S-M-R-T i mean S-M-A-R-T
Guest Posted November 26, 2007 Posted November 26, 2007 Homer: It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
frozenflames Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Bart (after drinking the squishee made entirely of syrup): Whooooah, that's good Squishee!
Manny In England Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 German Gymnast Coach: Cats back for all of you Gymnast Girl: I had a dog German Gymnast Coach: Is cat now!
airforcekid Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 Ralph: I saw Principel Skinner and Mrs Crabapple making babys in the closet and I saw one of them and it looked at me! Chief Wiggum: He looked at you huh.
Manny In England Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Ralph: "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
JFrombaugh Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 (From the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode) Loudspeaker: Attention Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested. (crowd gasps) Woman: I'd be terribly embarrassed if I were that boy's mother. Loudspeaker: Attention Marge Simpson. We also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
chmilo24 Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Bestimus Macho: Wait a minute. We're missing Sex Toy. [sex Toy enters] Bestimus Macho: Where have you been? Sex Toy: Where haven't I been? --Chris
WilliamBauset08 Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Homer: Marge does Lisa have a human face? Marge: Yes she does and she's crying now Ralph: What's a battle? PS(off topic): i think the old episodes of the simpsons are better than the new one (my opinion).
Jds03 Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Ralph: What's a battle? "Hello Super Nintendo Chlamers!" "Me fail English? Thats un-possible!"
WilliamBauset08 Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Granpa Simpson: I think we may have switched our umbrella Granpa Simpson: Whee i never felt so alive. It's the episode with the nanny and i love that episode:P
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