The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

[eBenTurtle Maker]

Cant remember exactly but Lisa uses the word anal in the 'don't be anal' sense. Ok its a blatant bid for shock humor but i think its great. The only time I would ever use the excuse of "but the TV said it so i can too"

Theres also this clip from a song sung by Homer:

"I could even eat a baby dear - la la la la la la la la"

[X-L-R-8All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.]

Ralph: "principal skinner, i can't sleep without my stuffie"

Skinner:"use this steel wool, it's pretty much the same thing"

Ralph: "it's ouchie"


And family guy


Peter: "I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a whole night of drinking"

[MisterPWhen I grow up, I want to breed donkeys!]

Kearney's son: "I live in a drawer."

[X-L-R-8All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.]

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart S-M-R-T i mean S-M-A-R-T

[alanis]

Homer: It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!

[frozenflamesWhat would donkeys be like on the moon?]

Bart (after drinking the squishee made entirely of syrup): Whooooah, that's good Squishee!

[Manny In EnglandI love donkeys more than me.]

German Gymnast Coach: Cats back for all of you

Gymnast Girl: I had a dog

German Gymnast Coach: Is cat now!

[airforcekidI think Intamin should make a donkey!]

Ralph: I saw Principel Skinner and Mrs Crabapple making babys in the closet and I saw one of them and it looked at me!
Chief Wiggum: He looked at you huh.

[DoodleI Guess Donkeys Are Okay]

Homer: "I'm stealing five Segways at once!"

[Manny In EnglandI love donkeys more than me.]

Ralph: "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"