Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

[prozach626]

Sometimes their actions speak louder than their words.

 

I really wish I could be even the slightest bit surprised by this picture, but it just reminds me of a typical day at work.

[ThrillDude200]

Some of the rides on this list

 

This is supposed to be the WORST roller coaster list

I can't believe Tatsu, one of the BEST roller coasters, is at #1, and Mind Eraser is only at #62.

[IsThisTheRealLife]

Appearently smoke rings from World Of Color are now alien portals

[SteelForceless]

Recently on a trip to Dorney with my GF, she referred to Hydra's drop and Thunderhawk's drop as at a "negative angle of steepness". While I knew she meant as in beyond 90 degrees, neither Hydra's nor Thunderhawk's drop are steeper than 60 degrees.

[RollerManic]

"The worst experience I ever had the worker refused to let me I aftrr I paid n refused me a refund they said I was intoxicated I told them to be drug tested n blow for Rui test I would pass both was refused mind u I have a kid n a pregnant girlfriend we drove 2 hourshighway as a small family vacationg"

[CP Maverick]

Vortex isn't very good. It's metal, but it's really rough for some reason.

[SteelForceless]

"The worst experience I ever had the worker refused to let me I aftrr I paid n refused me a refund they said I was intoxicated I told them to be drug tested n blow for Rui test I would pass both was refused mind u I have a kid n a pregnant girlfriend we drove 2 hourshighway as a small family vacationg"

What is this

[DILinator]

"The worst experience I ever had the worker refused to let me I aftrr I paid n refused me a refund they said I was intoxicated I told them to be drug tested n blow for Rui test I would pass both was refused mind u I have a kid n a pregnant girlfriend we drove 2 hourshighway as a small family vacationg"

What is this

 

That's what I was wondering! Was he intoxicated when he wrote it???

[SteelForceless]

"The worst experience I ever had the worker refused to let me I aftrr I paid n refused me a refund they said I was intoxicated I told them to be drug tested n blow for Rui test I would pass both was refused mind u I have a kid n a pregnant girlfriend we drove 2 hourshighway as a small family vacationg"

What is this

 

That's what I was wondering! Was he intoxicated when he wrote it???

I guess he was. Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a really bad idea.

[SteelForceless]

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[DILinator]

"The worst experience I ever had the worker refused to let me I aftrr I paid n refused me a refund they said I was intoxicated I told them to be drug tested n blow for Rui test I would pass both was refused mind u I have a kid n a pregnant girlfriend we drove 2 hourshighway as a small family vacationg"

What is this

 

That's what I was wondering! Was he intoxicated when he wrote it???

I guess he was. Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a really bad idea.

 

Getting a little buzz on before going on a coaster is fun! But getting drunk? Definitely a poor choice, I would think!

[SteelForceless]

"The worst experience I ever had the worker refused to let me I aftrr I paid n refused me a refund they said I was intoxicated I told them to be drug tested n blow for Rui test I would pass both was refused mind u I have a kid n a pregnant girlfriend we drove 2 hourshighway as a small family vacationg"

What is this

 

That's what I was wondering! Was he intoxicated when he wrote it???

I guess he was. Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a really bad idea.

 

Getting a little buzz on before going on a coaster is fun! But getting drunk? Definitely a poor choice, I would think!

I mean if you got drunk enough you could probably ride the local SLC with no pain.

[VF15]

From Dollywood's Facebook:

from a source that works at dollywood, they have to take the coaster down. the company that provided the metal gurters that hold up the track have recalled the metal.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

This:

[Satans Hockey]

This:

 

Wow that was incredibly stupid, just buy a new hat

[DorneyKid14]

Just saw this on Instagram. They literally say the name in the caption.

[Genx24]

^ Read the whole caption. He asked what people's favourites were.

[DorneyKid14]

Didn't even see that. Thank you.

[WickedCycloneFreak]

That totally isn't me with 293 rides on Kingda Ka.....

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

This:

 

Wow that was incredibly stupid, just buy a new hat

 

It is stupid. He could have been eaten by a Dino!

[JordyC]

That totally isn't me with 293 rides on Kingda Ka.....

 

[greatadventurefan]

Back when I worked at idora in '84 on the back wabbit these group of kids came up and asked when the wildcat is opening

[CedarFlags]

An employee at Knott's tried to tell me that post-refurb Ghostrider has a new top speed of 67 mph (instead of 56), despite not having any height added to the first drop. After a brief "that doesn't sound possible", I decided to drop it and not make things weird.

 

Plenty of other rides have gotten new trains, and none of them have ever added 20% to their top speed.

[Password121]

^Some billboards in Wild One's queue at SFA claim the ride reaches 60mph after a reprofile to increase the first drop length but the ride physically isn't tall enough to reach such speeds.

Something I've learned is that most people have a very poor understanding of basic physics but even more important is that it doesn't really matter and there's no reason to correct anyone.

[Yubstep101]

I overheard someone on my trip to Six Flags Great Adventure say Bizzaro has 8 inversions instead of 7. I then proceeded to indirectly correct them by saying "It has 7 inversions."