Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

[Sharman19]

I'll bet this guy is some freshmen who's going to drop the program after he fails physics.

Collage or High School Freshmen? He's just being a troll trying to p*** off everyone, but I kinda' bet he's a High School Freshmen.

[cfc]

I think that that story is completely made up.

 

[yay101]

This summer at Adventureland Iowa someone told me SheiKra goes 300 miles per hour.

 

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[ImNotOneOfYou]

My friend saw a train for a Vekoma Boomerang and said "That's Stormrunner"

[Desalia]

I was reading reviews for Six Flags New England and I came across this:

 

Joel Swanny

5 months ago-

my child with cerebral palsy wanted to go on a ride, they said his eleectric scooter wouldn't fit in the seats. I offered to put the scooter on the tracks then they kicked us out! the nerve of these people !

 

This person wanted to put a scooter on a roller coaster.

[VF15]

^

[rcjp]

^More like

[fraroc]

I was reading reviews for Six Flags New England and I came across this:

 

Joel Swanny

5 months ago-

my child with cerebral palsy wanted to go on a ride, they said his eleectric scooter wouldn't fit in the seats. I offered to put the scooter on the tracks then they kicked us out! the nerve of these people !

 

This person wanted to put a scooter on a roller coaster.

 

I'm dying just visualizing that

[ImNotOneOfYou]

I would buy extra wheels to go around the track if I was him

[tarheel1231]

I think this is a pretty good read. It's FULL of werid GP comments. Though the credibility of some of these situations is questionable: http://notalwaysright.com/tag/theme-park

 

My favorite one:

 

(I work in a burger stand)

 

Me: “Welcome, what can I get for you?”

 

Lady: “I would like a cheeseburger with no cheese.”

 

Me: “Umm…would you just like a hamburger?”

 

Lady: “No. I would like specifically a cheeseburger with no cheese.”

 

Me: “Are you sure? A cheeseburger is 25 cents more than a hamburger.”

 

Lady: “Yes, I’m sure.”

[Sharman19]

I think this is a pretty good read. It's FULL of werid GP comments. Though the credibility of some of these situations is questionable: http://notalwaysright.com/tag/theme-park

 

My favorite one:

 

(I work in a burger stand)

 

Me: “Welcome, what can I get for you?”

 

Lady: “I would like a cheeseburger with no cheese.”

 

Me: “Umm…would you just like a hamburger?”

 

Lady: “No. I would like specifically a cheeseburger with no cheese.”

 

Me: “Are you sure? A cheeseburger is 25 cents more than a hamburger.”

 

Lady: “Yes, I’m sure.”

[VF15]

Comment from a YouTube video of Corkscrew at VF. sigh...

[rcjp]

^Ok, one thing is when the GP exaggerates, but telling a complete lie is a different story.

well......

[MagnumFreak25]

That's just plain sad.

[Sharman19]

This person's nose must stretch around the earth 20,000,000 times.

LIES!

[MagnumFreak25]

Six Flags Kings Island.... I really hope he just forgot a comma.

[GwaziBSRider1]

^^ Which Holiday World did that guy visit? I surely don't remember it that way!

[Sharman19]

^^ Which Holiday World did that guy visit? I surely don't remember it that way!

Here is your hint.

[tatsu_dude]

Saw this posted by "california_coasters" on Instagram... "I heard they might be removing Kingda ka.... it's very expensive to maintain.... so they will remove the track but keep the structure for zumanjaro...."

[Sharman19]

The birth of the Disney fanboys! This is what happens when you compare Cedar Point, or any Six Flags park to a Disney park!

[VF15]

I found this on another coaster enthusiast website. Yep, this pretty much sounds like how a GP might describe a stuck Windseeker.

[OrlandoGuy]

^I actually think thats pretty funny. Its obviously a tongue in cheek response.

[coastercoaster5]

I say to clueless Gp in line:

 

"Batman is running backwards right now"

 

Lady: "WHAT? They built another batman but backwards. Stupid six flags."

 

Me: "no, they turned the cars around, but it runs on the same ride"

 

Lady: "NO!"

 

Me: " "

[Noporian]

I say to clueless Gp in line:

 

"Batman is running backwards right now"

 

Lady: "WHAT? They built another batman but backwards. Stupid six flags."

 

Me: "no, they turned the cars around, but it runs on the same ride"

 

Lady: "NO!"

 

Me: " "

 

oh for shits sake

 

Yesterday i was in Linnanmäki and everytime i went on Kieputin (a topspin) someone said whenever there was the small click before it put the brakes on someone always was like "WHAT WAS THAT DID A BOLT FALL OFF?!"

[singforfood]

I work at Knott's Scary Farm and every single night, a guest asks me how to get to "the Asylum maze". Asylum's last year was 2010, but there is one small decorative painting on the side of a fence that was never removed, and they'll stand in front of it searching their maps to find it and then ask me. Maybe I'm expecting too much from them, but... there's a list of attractions on the map for a reason.