CoastersNSich Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Homer (to Lisa): Who's your favorite Travelling Wilbury? Is it Jeff Lynne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 movementterians "na na na na na na na na na Leader, na na na na na na na na na Leader Leader Leader" Homer "Batman! i mean Leader" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Kent: Mr. Burns we are getting word that a Meltdown is imminent Mr Burns: Oh Kent, Meltdown is just one of those annoying buzz words. I prefer to call it an Unrequested Fission Surplus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaline_Rush Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Homer: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz coooooooooooollllllllaaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Rainier Wolfcastle/McBane: My eyes! The googles do NOTHING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunfire Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Since this is a coaster site, I can't believe anyone has posted this. The episode where they go to Florida for Miss Krabbappel's teacher of the year nomination. -The sign that said "Epcot: when everything else is booked." -Skinnner: "I'm afraid the only ride for me is the ride of broken dreams." Homer: "Oh you mean the Enron ride!" -Homer (to Marge while watching Illuminations): "How about we make some fireworks of our own?" He says it suggestively, then they start filling fireworks with gunpowder. Lol! -Homer (escapes to Magic Kingdom): "One churro please!" Vender: "That'll be 14 dollars." Homer: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Here." I love that episode. It's so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 From last nights couch gag. *Pig sits on couch as the family approaches the couch* Homer: My summer love! *Spiderpig theme plays* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmaxsba2408 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slither37 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 A few come to mind: Gun Shop Sales Guy: "I am sorry sir, there is a 7 day waiting period to by a gun" Homer: "But I'm angry NOW" Lionel Hutz: "So I ask you ladies and gentelmen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man that had all he could eat?" ...or from the same episode: "Mr. Simpson, this is the worst case of false advertising since my lawsuit agains the film "The Never Ending Story" and one more Hutz: "Your Honor, I move for one of those bad...court...thingies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Lisa: Look a Salute to Brunch *Picks up Maggie* Wave to Brunch Maggie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eBen Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Cant remember exactly but Lisa uses the word anal in the 'don't be anal' sense. Ok its a blatant bid for shock humor but i think its great. The only time I would ever use the excuse of "but the TV said it so i can too" Theres also this clip from a song sung by Homer: "I could even eat a baby dear - la la la la la la la la" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-L-R-8 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Ralph: "principal skinner, i can't sleep without my stuffie" Skinner:"use this steel wool, it's pretty much the same thing" Ralph: "it's ouchie" And family guy Peter: "I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a whole night of drinking" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterP Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Kearney's son: "I live in a drawer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-L-R-8 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart S-M-R-T i mean S-M-A-R-T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Homer: It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozenflames Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Bart (after drinking the squishee made entirely of syrup): Whooooah, that's good Squishee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 German Gymnast Coach: Cats back for all of you Gymnast Girl: I had a dog German Gymnast Coach: Is cat now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airforcekid Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Ralph: I saw Principel Skinner and Mrs Crabapple making babys in the closet and I saw one of them and it looked at me! Chief Wiggum: He looked at you huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Homer: "I'm stealing five Segways at once!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Ralph: "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFrombaugh Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 (From the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode) Loudspeaker: Attention Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested. (crowd gasps) Woman: I'd be terribly embarrassed if I were that boy's mother. Loudspeaker: Attention Marge Simpson. We also arrested your older, balder, fatter son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Bestimus Macho: Wait a minute. We're missing Sex Toy. [sex Toy enters] Bestimus Macho: Where have you been? Sex Toy: Where haven't I been? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamBauset08 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Homer: Marge does Lisa have a human face? Marge: Yes she does and she's crying now Ralph: What's a battle? PS(off topic): i think the old episodes of the simpsons are better than the new one (my opinion). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Ralph: What's a battle? "Hello Super Nintendo Chlamers!" "Me fail English? Thats un-possible!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamBauset08 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Granpa Simpson: I think we may have switched our umbrella Granpa Simpson: Whee i never felt so alive. It's the episode with the nanny and i love that episode:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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