The "Say Something Random" Thread

[Groteslurf]

^^

 

What do you think about this :

If you wanna be mylover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,

you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam,slam, slam

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down zigazig ah

If you wanna be my lover

 

Really, I'm not making this up

[Xxhershey818xX]

My Ex-Boyfriend called me yesterday

 

He has Aids!

[XII]

Vault Icees are overated

[DATman]

^^So is your mom, but that's another story.

[America Sings Freak]

^ Your original.

[onewheeled999]

OMG. I got a Yeti Ball.

 

My friend went to Disneyworld and he got the small ones with the santa hats for some of his friends, me included.

 

[knottslover77]

I need to gain alot of weight, becuase they woun't let me be a ACE member.

 

--Jay

[XII]

^^^^That's what she said.

[jamjar]

chicken wings taste better with hot sauce

[TexTitan01]

Ok, sorry if this is out of place, but I'm SO caught up in the moment:

 

I GOT ACCEPTED TO OLD DOMINION UNIVERSITY IN NORFOLK, VIRGINIA!!!!!!! I'm goin to college!!!

[PKI Jizzman]

I have to get my wisdom teeth and 2nd year molers out tomm morning. Never had surgery before...

[ebl]

^^ You're gonna be fine, just less wise when they're done. I had mine out when I was 38 (ten years ago) and all I got was a lousy T-shirt.

 

Eric

[Guest]

I think... we definitely need to talk.

[PKI Jizzman]

Thanks, CTU and EBL

[PKI Jizzman]

Surgery was a success! don't really remember much from this morning, but soup and ice cream and the Austin Powers series is pretty good!

[ebl]

^ After my wisdom teeth were pulled, I had an awful lot of strawberry shakes. Glad it went well for you.

 

Eric

[PKI Jizzman]

I actually had my top two wisdom teeth out, and my bottom two 2nd year mollars out. The bottom wisdom and 2nd mollars are actually facing horizontal and inpacting all of my other bottom teeth, rubbing against the bone and such. Thanks guys!

 

-J "Yay oxycotton and UDF!!!" Z

[Manny In England]

If I remember correctly you should be completely recovered in no time at all. Of course faking pain after healing to receive ice cream has always been a good plan.

[Guest]

I am not Jewish, but my wife is. Since Judaism is matrilineal, that means our cat Jeremy is Jewish too. Here is a picture of him at his bar mitzvah. Our boy is now a man.

Hanukkah Cat

[Pufferfish]

It's 11:30 on a friday night. I am severely sleep deprived from the past week. I have to watch kids at my church tomorrow from 4:00 - 9:00. And I have just one question...

 

Do you know where your kids are?

Oh wait, another, how come soy sauce is so thin? It's thinner than water...

[ebl]

^ When it was 11:30 at your house, it was only 8:30 at mine, so I drove to the mall.

 

Eric

[Jayjay719]

I love Walmart.

[onewheeled999]

The TicTacToe thing here is way too freakin' smart. I won once and tied 8 times, but somehow, didn't lose.

 

Last night at my school we had the 'Winter Masquerade Ball'. Translation? A bunch of white balloons, some paper decorations on the wall, some extremely cheap plastic masks, rap music, some video games, and inflatables.

 

Some fancy ball, eh?

[christianscoasters]

My ex-boyfriend is my best friend in the whole world. Some people think that it's odd how that worked out, but it won't ever work out between me and him in a relationship like we had. But we can always be best-est friends. He doesn't live that far from me either!

 

Me and him went shopping today! And the hottest guy in school was there too! My ex is trying to hook me up with him lol, but I don't see that happening

[dandaman]

There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis

The King of Rock and Roll

Take a look at the double chin,

He's weighing about 310,

With golden chains and sequined belt below

 

There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis

Down at the K-Mart store

But the scariest sight to see

Is that jolly VIP

In a pompadour

 

A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots

And a face you knew way back when,

A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk

And the hips that wiggled back then.

My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again!

 

He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis

With every ho ho ho!

There's that faint peanut butter smell

Whenever he says noel

Those lips are always twitching to and fro

 

There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis

Soon the band will start

And the thing that would pleasure Bing

Is a carol by the King

Right here in K-mart!

 

You ain't nothing but a reindeer

Flying all the time

You ain't nothing but a reindeer

Flying all the time

Well you ain't never brought a present

And you ain't no friend of mine

 

He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis

Signs you can't ignore

(Well, I have put on a few pounds...)

It's the wackiest thing to see

Buddy Holly's on his knee

(Gee, you're a skinny little feller ain't ya?)

And I'm almost sure

Sure it's Elvis once more!