Groteslurf Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 ^^ What do you think about this : If you wanna be mylover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam,slam, slam Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover Really, I'm not making this up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xxhershey818xX Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 My Ex-Boyfriend called me yesterday He has Aids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Vault Icees are overated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DATman Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 ^^So is your mom, but that's another story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Sings Freak Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 ^ Your original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 OMG. I got a Yeti Ball. My friend went to Disneyworld and he got the small ones with the santa hats for some of his friends, me included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knottslover77 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I need to gain alot of weight, becuase they woun't let me be a ACE member. --Jay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 ^^^^That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamjar Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 chicken wings taste better with hot sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexTitan01 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Ok, sorry if this is out of place, but I'm SO caught up in the moment: I GOT ACCEPTED TO OLD DOMINION UNIVERSITY IN NORFOLK, VIRGINIA!!!!!!! I'm goin to college!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I have to get my wisdom teeth and 2nd year molers out tomm morning. Never had surgery before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 ^^ You're gonna be fine, just less wise when they're done. I had mine out when I was 38 (ten years ago) and all I got was a lousy T-shirt. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I think... we definitely need to talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Thanks, CTU and EBL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Surgery was a success! don't really remember much from this morning, but soup and ice cream and the Austin Powers series is pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 ^ After my wisdom teeth were pulled, I had an awful lot of strawberry shakes. Glad it went well for you. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I actually had my top two wisdom teeth out, and my bottom two 2nd year mollars out. The bottom wisdom and 2nd mollars are actually facing horizontal and inpacting all of my other bottom teeth, rubbing against the bone and such. Thanks guys! -J "Yay oxycotton and UDF!!!" Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 If I remember correctly you should be completely recovered in no time at all. Of course faking pain after healing to receive ice cream has always been a good plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I am not Jewish, but my wife is. Since Judaism is matrilineal, that means our cat Jeremy is Jewish too. Here is a picture of him at his bar mitzvah. Our boy is now a man. Hanukkah Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pufferfish Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 It's 11:30 on a friday night. I am severely sleep deprived from the past week. I have to watch kids at my church tomorrow from 4:00 - 9:00. And I have just one question... Do you know where your kids are? Oh wait, another, how come soy sauce is so thin? It's thinner than water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 ^ When it was 11:30 at your house, it was only 8:30 at mine, so I drove to the mall. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayjay719 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I love Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 The TicTacToe thing here is way too freakin' smart. I won once and tied 8 times, but somehow, didn't lose. Last night at my school we had the 'Winter Masquerade Ball'. Translation? A bunch of white balloons, some paper decorations on the wall, some extremely cheap plastic masks, rap music, some video games, and inflatables. Some fancy ball, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christianscoasters Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 My ex-boyfriend is my best friend in the whole world. Some people think that it's odd how that worked out, but it won't ever work out between me and him in a relationship like we had. But we can always be best-est friends. He doesn't live that far from me either! Me and him went shopping today! And the hottest guy in school was there too! My ex is trying to hook me up with him lol, but I don't see that happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis The King of Rock and Roll Take a look at the double chin, He's weighing about 310, With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Down at the K-Mart store But the scariest sight to see Is that jolly VIP In a pompadour A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots And a face you knew way back when, A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk And the hips that wiggled back then. My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again! He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis With every ho ho ho! There's that faint peanut butter smell Whenever he says noel Those lips are always twitching to and fro There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Soon the band will start And the thing that would pleasure Bing Is a carol by the King Right here in K-mart! You ain't nothing but a reindeer Flying all the time You ain't nothing but a reindeer Flying all the time Well you ain't never brought a present And you ain't no friend of mine He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Signs you can't ignore (Well, I have put on a few pounds...) It's the wackiest thing to see Buddy Holly's on his knee (Gee, you're a skinny little feller ain't ya?) And I'm almost sure Sure it's Elvis once more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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