You know you're a Six Flags park if...

[coasterdude5]

I'm sorry, but I just had to do this thread. Basically it's like Jeff Foxworthy's You know you're a redneck jokes. This isn't a "negative" thread, just a joke thread!

 

You know you're a Six Flags park if you leave coasters to rot for more than two years.

 

Okay, that was dumb, but I'm sure you can come up with a better one!

Edited February 23, 2016 by coasterdude5

[bgwfreak]

You know you're a Six Flags when they should rename "Fear Fest" "Gang Fight Fest".

 

Gang Fight: The Ride coming to SFOG in 2006!!!

[Stitch]

You know you are a Six Flags Park when ...

 

Your employees resemble the Zombies in the original Dawn Of The Dead

 

Any home town or family friendly elements are replaced with Looney Toons and cloned rides

You get all the old rides from the major Six Flags parks

[Sam]

You know you're at a Six Flags park when there is a gang shooting in the parking lot.

 

 

- Nobody is going to top that!

[FlyingScooter]

You know you're at a 6 Flags park when on a 95 degree day they only have one free water fountain and it doesn't work.

 

" " when you remember you forgot to bring your own toilet paper.

" " when the employees look like zombies long before fright fest.

[benzo41190]

you know your at a Six Flags park when you ride a new ride for the first time, but you already have 3 credits on it from other parks.

 

^OK that was stupid

[OzCatter]

I hate you SF haters. All the SF's I've been do are great.

 

-Cal

[coasterlover420]

You know you're a six flags park when you think of creating a ride, design it, and after that, see it's exact replica on the internet.

 

You know you're a six flags park when you can't think or you're own design for a rocket coaster.

[Wes]

You know you're at a Six Flags park if you hate your life.

[CoasterFanatic]

... if you didn't have enough gas to get to Knoebels.

[Angry_Gumball]

You know you're at a Six Flags park when you see "Off the Shelf" coasters such as B:TR, Boomerang, Deja Vu, SLC's, or when you get confused, thinking "Hey, I thought Viper was that loopy red and white coaster...since when did it turn into a woodie and lose it's loops?"

[DejaVu The Ride]

You know you're at a Six Flags park if the line at Guest Relations is longer than the line for any of the rides.

[TwistedTrack]

you know your at a six flags park if the entrance says six flags. kyuk kyuk

 

actually you know your at a six flags park if you can bet on how many coaster clones their are i the park.

 

im not very good at this game

[redunzelizer]

You know you had been to a Six Flags *area*, in case that area got sold to some other company and you realize that it starts becoming a park finaly.

[coasterdude5]

You know you're at a Six Flags Park if it takes you longer to find water than wait for Kingda Ka!

[FlyingScooter]

^ I agree with that.

But the bottled water is only 4.50 for 20oz! (heavy sarcasm)

[scarymy]

The king da ka is a big coaster so you must have a big patience

[pvcoasterguy]

You know you're a Six Flags park when you have a historic Schwarzkopf coaster in your park, and are a 100x better than a Paramount Park in California.

[Coasterlicious]

You know your at a Six Flags when people get flung out of the roller coasters

[DejaVu The Ride]

You know you're at a Six Flags park when the reason for ride closure is weather and it is a perfect 70 degrees with sun.

[ChrisZer0]

You know you're at a Six Flags park when new rides are rolled out without proper R&D and are closed for up to two years after completion due to "design issues"

[AllisonY2K]

You know you're a Six Flags park when....you...have...6 Flags..flying..outside..your..park..entrance.

 

yeah so that was lame, but obvious.

[Coasterlicious]

you know your at a Six Flags when your in the middle of nowhere.. ( ok I just think its funny how some of the parks just like pop up out of the woods)

[SLUSHIE]

You know your a six flags park when the park map signs all over the place only have 5 flags on them.

[maliboomer]

You know you are at Six Flags Great Aaventure when you see ratty teenage Cedar Park fanbois ranting to randoms about how unorginal KK is and how SFGA dosen't technially have the record since blah blah blah blah.