coasterdude5 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 (edited) I'm sorry, but I just had to do this thread. Basically it's like Jeff Foxworthy's You know you're a redneck jokes. This isn't a "negative" thread, just a joke thread! You know you're a Six Flags park if you leave coasters to rot for more than two years. Okay, that was dumb, but I'm sure you can come up with a better one! Edited February 23, 2016 by coasterdude5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgwfreak Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 You know you're a Six Flags when they should rename "Fear Fest" "Gang Fight Fest". Gang Fight: The Ride coming to SFOG in 2006!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 You know you are a Six Flags Park when ... Your employees resemble the Zombies in the original Dawn Of The Dead Any home town or family friendly elements are replaced with Looney Toons and cloned rides You get all the old rides from the major Six Flags parks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 You know you're at a Six Flags park when there is a gang shooting in the parking lot. - Nobody is going to top that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 You know you're at a 6 Flags park when on a 95 degree day they only have one free water fountain and it doesn't work. " " when you remember you forgot to bring your own toilet paper. " " when the employees look like zombies long before fright fest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 you know your at a Six Flags park when you ride a new ride for the first time, but you already have 3 credits on it from other parks. ^OK that was stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzCatter Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I hate you SF haters. All the SF's I've been do are great. -Cal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterlover420 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 You know you're a six flags park when you think of creating a ride, design it, and after that, see it's exact replica on the internet. You know you're a six flags park when you can't think or you're own design for a rocket coaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 You know you're at a Six Flags park if you hate your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 ... if you didn't have enough gas to get to Knoebels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 You know you're at a Six Flags park when you see "Off the Shelf" coasters such as B:TR, Boomerang, Deja Vu, SLC's, or when you get confused, thinking "Hey, I thought Viper was that loopy red and white coaster...since when did it turn into a woodie and lose it's loops?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DejaVu The Ride Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 You know you're at a Six Flags park if the line at Guest Relations is longer than the line for any of the rides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedTrack Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 you know your at a six flags park if the entrance says six flags. kyuk kyuk actually you know your at a six flags park if you can bet on how many coaster clones their are i the park. im not very good at this game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redunzelizer Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 You know you had been to a Six Flags *area*, in case that area got sold to some other company and you realize that it starts becoming a park finaly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted August 13, 2005 Author Share Posted August 13, 2005 You know you're at a Six Flags Park if it takes you longer to find water than wait for Kingda Ka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 ^ I agree with that. But the bottled water is only 4.50 for 20oz! (heavy sarcasm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarymy Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 The king da ka is a big coaster so you must have a big patience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pvcoasterguy Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 You know you're a Six Flags park when you have a historic Schwarzkopf coaster in your park, and are a 100x better than a Paramount Park in California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlicious Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 You know your at a Six Flags when people get flung out of the roller coasters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DejaVu The Ride Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 You know you're at a Six Flags park when the reason for ride closure is weather and it is a perfect 70 degrees with sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisZer0 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 You know you're at a Six Flags park when new rides are rolled out without proper R&D and are closed for up to two years after completion due to "design issues" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonY2K Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 You know you're a Six Flags park when....you...have...6 Flags..flying..outside..your..park..entrance. yeah so that was lame, but obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlicious Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 you know your at a Six Flags when your in the middle of nowhere.. ( ok I just think its funny how some of the parks just like pop up out of the woods) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLUSHIE Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 You know your a six flags park when the park map signs all over the place only have 5 flags on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliboomer Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 You know you are at Six Flags Great Aaventure when you see ratty teenage Cedar Park fanbois ranting to randoms about how unorginal KK is and how SFGA dosen't technially have the record since blah blah blah blah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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