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Hope they fix the station stop, it stopped so fast it looked like it hurl you forward into the bar and cause internal bleeding. Man I wish on Gwazi they had those trains, and maybe a complete demolition and a rebuild of a better than Voyage and El Toro put together kinda ride.
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Okay. I have a half hour and a lot of things to get off my chest, so here goes.

 

Why is it that nobody can spell these days? My teachers have committed such atrocities as "Dr. Jeckyl" (wince) and "Appolo" (double wince). Kids can't spell either. I hate that. Furthermore, people who know nothing about what they are talking about but talk about it anyway really tick me off. If I have to sit through one more lecture about how Eragon is exactly the same as Lord of the Rings, I will get violent. Speaking of which, Eragon is NOT a ripoff of LOTR and Star Wars. All three are trilogies based on the Hero's Journey. If that makes them the same, then all three are ripoffs of The Odyssey, by Homer. Also, the movie will be crap. A $125 million budget is not going to do the book justice. But at least it will be quality crap, unlike Saw III, which I will not see because I feel that any movie that would be stocked on the same shelf as The Slumber Party Massacre II is crap and should be burned. We don't need a 90-minute gorefest. We need creativity. Hollywood creativity is dead. As is Six Flags. Six Flags deserves to be bought by Cedar Fair. Then we would pay less. On that note, why is it that people pay more for stuff just because of a label? Is America that stupid? Apparently so, because designer clothes sell. And crappy games sell. For every Myst there are 20 games where the objective is to kill everyone. Why is this? Is there some need for violence? It does not teach violence. Which brings me to another point. Video games are not all violent. Which games sell really well? SimCity. RCT. Myst. Meteos. Mario Kart. Why? They're fun. They don't rot your brain, they focus it. I focus on RCT2 and I have an IQ of above 150. Coincidence? Probably. But that's not the point. The point is that people are morons and most believe anything. Anyway, my Honors class assigns more work than my two Accelerated classes and my AP class put together, and the year is based on "what it means to be human." I am not human. I am a dragon. But my teacher doesn't care. I gotta go now.

 

Now, if I remember correctly, that was posted in the "rants" thread. It was a rant. Wes blew it out of proportion.

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It's like saying Schwarzkopf coasters are not as good as people say they are. We all know that's not the truth. Schwarzkopf coasters are never overrated. Sometimes, they're underrated. All Schwarzkopf coasters are great.

 

Ask any coaster enthusiast and ask them if Schwarzkopf coasters are overrated.

 

I guess it's his opinon, but everyone on TPR loves Schwarzkopf coasters.

 

-Tatum "Never in a million years would think I hear someone say Schwarzkopf coasters are overrated"

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^ No, that's still an opinion. People are allowed to dislike whatever they want, be it a Schwarzkopf coaster, El Toro, baby kittens... even Prince!

 

I honestly do think they are a tad overrated, I like the ones that run well, but I don't quite feel the level of love they tend to get here.

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I guess it's his opinon, but everyone on TPR loves Schwarzkopf coasters.

 

...and yet oddly enough he's on TPR. That's strange....

 

 

Just because it's you disagree with his opinion doesn't mean it was a stupid thing to say.

 

It's like saying Schwarzkopf coasters are not as good as people say they are. We all know that's not the truth. Schwarzkopf coasters are never overrated. Sometimes, they're underrated. All Schwarzkopf coasters are great.

 

I personally think your post was way more worthy of being mentioned in this topic than someone who feels like Schwarzkopf is overrated. Have you been on every single Schwarzkopf? Have you asked every single member of the site for their opinion on Schwarzkopf coasters? If not then your argument is pretty weak to say the least.

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Schwarzkopf coasters are never overrated. Sometimes, they're underrated. All Schwarzkopf coasters are great.

 

Ask any coaster enthusiast and ask them if Schwarzkopf coasters are overrated.

 

I guess it's his opinon, but everyone on TPR loves Schwarzkopf coasters.

 

Did you not see this coming, Tatum?

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I honestly do think they are a tad overrated, I like the ones that run well, but I don't quite feel the level of love they tend to get here.

 

They're all about the high force vertical loops with no OTSRs. Pretty damn powerful statement considering that Intamin has taken to putting their crappy OTSRs on non-inverting coasters now. Also, some of them were remarkably well made: Mind Bender tracks smoother than a lot of steel coasters from the 90s.

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I got laid off from my job, but they just re-hired me back within a week starting me part time for now until August. In September I will go back to full time like before. I have been there a year so the question is will I continue with my vacation benefits since this year -July I'm using my 5?- so next year I will get 10? I hope I don't have to start over back at 5 for next year.
Great idea there, sport. Ask a theme park forum about your job instead of your human resources department.
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Hope they fix the station stop, it stopped so fast it looked like it hurl you forward into the bar and cause internal bleeding. Man I wish on Gwazi they had those trains, and maybe a complete demolition and a rebuild of a better than Voyage and El Toro put together kinda ride.

 

I defend myself on this by saying, it was a video, and it looked like it stopped really fast in the station, and it reminded me of Mummy (USF) fake-station stop, that really hurts because it does hurl you forward, as for the other stuff I cant even remember what it was about.

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Not to be rude, but being gay is just gross. I mean, I don't have a problem with the lifestyle (I have many gay friends) but the thought of it disgusts me. How can lesbians even have sex? They can't! And taking it up the bum doesn't qualify as sex, sorry guys.
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How can lesbians even have sex? They can't!

 

Well I guess a lot of straight guys buy those girl-on-girl videos to see girls not have sex. Guess they're wasting their money, huh? (Too bad I can't answer this question like I want to; may have to open my forum back up and tell it like it 'tis)

 

And taking it up the bum doesn't qualify as sex, sorry guys.

 

Who is this person and how old is he? Doesn't sound like he knows much about sex to make these opinions!

 

I mean when you see a girl do it on film (and TRUST won't be that hard to find a video), get back to us!

 

Terry "Have too many friends in the Sex industry to be this innocent" Weaver

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How can lesbians even have sex? They can't!

 

Well I guess a lot of straight guys buy those girl-on-girl videos to see girls not have sex. Guess they're wasting their money, huh? (Too bad I can't answer this question like I want to; may have to open my forum back up and tell it like it 'tis)

 

Obviously this guy never saw the D'Yikes! episode of South Park...

 

Scissor me timbers!

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1. Remove all baby coasters

2. Remove Height requirements under 48 inches

3. Remove all kids areas and games

4. Remove budgets on kids areas.

I don't like seeing those little kids thinking there all that just because they can ride the airplanes or the little cars. Its annoying! Its better off that parks are only meant for thrill seekers in my opinion, but this will not happen because every park needs at least one ride a 1yr old can ride.

Yep, that's legendary alright.

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