Sexual Orientation

[swampfox]

Straight as a shuttle loop... Yeah. No idea how to explain that in bi terms.

[haiderodes]

Oooh...I like this game. My turn...

 

I'm straight as Ricky Martin.

[thrillrideseeker]

OH OH OH OH! I like this game too!

 

I am as straight as a Arby's Curly Fry!

~Matthew

[terrancew_hod]

I'll bite:

 

I'm as straight as Jennifer Lopez's backside.

 

'nuff said.

[BiCoastal Kid]

^It's so huge, that curvature comes really close to being straight.

 

I'm as straight as the graph of a trig function.

[supertrooper]

I'm as straight as my pubes.

[swampfox]

I'm as straight as Richard Simmons doing contortions.

 

 

ooooh. Double score!

[shepp]

Effin' Wow! I just started posting on TPR after a lonnnng absence (long story) and not only is this thread still going strong after 2+ years, but the percentage of gay guys is exactly where it was when I left!

 

Nifty.

[CoastersNSich]

I'm as straight as the Kings Island Racer... remember, it sways in another direction before the turn-around.

 

Crappy analogy?

[Masked_Maverick]

I'm just straight.

[Myself]

Straight as an Intamin 2nd gen drop tower.

[KrazyT]

Straight as... wait a minute, straight? who am i kidding?

[gnewton34]

I'm as straight as the Kings Island Racer... remember, it sways in another direction before the turn-around.

 

Crappy analogy?

 

So you're straight ....or....you have hills....or wait...now I'm confused

 

My head hurts...

 

As for me, I'm straight as....pfffttttt...bwahahahaha...sorry, I couldn't even say that with a straight face.

[CoastersNSich]

I think I'm mostly straight. I've never really dated anyone. On the other hand, I'm not afraid to look at good-looking men.

[BiCoastal Kid]

Straight as an Intamin 2nd gen drop tower.

 

So you go down a lot?

[Disney Dood]

Straight as Kingda Ka's launch track.

[Ed]

PLEASE stop using coaster/ride analogies to describe how "straight" you are. It's depressing me.

[BiCoastal Kid]

^Can I still do math jokes?

 

 

*straight as a parabola*

[America Sings Freak]

 

 

*straight as a parabola*

 

^ I found that highly funny. I am as straight as a line graph!

[haydawg149]

Straight as a... circle...

 

i just came out to my parents.. GO ME!

[swampfox]

Straight as a... circle...

 

i just came out to my parents.. GO ME!

 

Hope it went well.

 

 

I'm as straight as a 90 degree angle. Seriously.

[Vekoma Fan Boy]

I'm straight. But gay people don't bother me.... especially gay girls!

 

 

Oh and shouldn't there be a Metrosexual option? (for those who don't know Metrosexual is someone who looks, acts, dresses etc. gay but is straight, they are typically very nice people, trust me I know a few)

[speedracer]

^ metrosexual = closet case

 

congrats haydawg149! Your complimentary toaster is on its way . . .

[KrakenKing]

PLEASE stop using coaster/ride analogies to describe how "straight" you are. It's depressing me.

 

I'm as straight as Superman The Escape's layout from a birds-eye view...

 

actually I'm not...

 

I'm as straight as a Cobra Roll

[FlippyTrick09]

Oh for the comments about me and my "pink" shirt.

 

 

1. I'm not gay,though I do hang out with alot of girls. I do have guy friends for the record.

 

2. Its not a pink shirt, its red with white stripes. The camera screwed it up.

 

3. The comments left about it were funny, so I'm not mad or anything... if any one cares.