pgathriller Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 If Theme Park Review made a theme park what would be in it. Use your imagination on this one. Can't wait to see what crazy ideas you come up with.
phazan Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 a wooden, 1,000-D, inverted, hyper, floorless, standup, flying, LIM launched, 32,897,498 inversioned, coaster that flys to pluto and back!
YoshiFan Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 An arcade with every version of Taiko Drum Master and some DDR machines as well.
Angry_Gumball Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 I must add, "Boomerang Alley," a midway filled with nothing but several boomerangs, invertigos, and giant boomerangs.
BorisTF Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Every possible ride that runs on a track, so everyone can spend the whoile time arguing whether it counts as a credit or not
downunder Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Robb Alvey as TPR's Mr Six, he just does the dance so well. An alcohol themed section to compete with Busch. Buffet's every 50 yards to keep some sections of the coaster community happy. Abduct SFNE's Ride of Steel, Expedition Ge Force, and Millennium Force and call it Mitch Hawker's coaster poll land, leave your vote at the exit. Make taking a video camera with you mandatory on all rides. Copies of X, Chiller, and Deja Vu that actually run all the time with maximum train. ERT for everyone, everyday.
dougr Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 If I had anything to say about it, one of these: One of these would be cool too Looping Starship. Man, I miss this ride...
trustkill22 Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 I think there should be a section called: Elissa's Favourites and all it is, is a canyon full of fun spinning rides.
larrygator Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 I believe there would be a Mickey D's in the park.
Nrthwnd Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 A McDonald's themed to every section of the park. ~ ~ ~ ~ (Sry larry ^ I was in probable mid-post/think when you already did it!)
USRoadTripper Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 I think they should build Pride Mountain! Oh yes, and Journey to the Center of Robb. -Julie
robbalvey Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Here are a few rides that MUST be included: - "The Great Big Ball Of Nothing" - "Ode To The Lost Aisles Of Gemco" - "The Swinging Rashmi Ride" - "Cheese Mountain" - "It: The Ride" What all those rides are YOU have to figure out!!!! --Robb
waterviper Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 A huge area dedicated to nothing but only kiddy coasters called: MARCH OF THE CREDIT WHORES *Some kiddy coasters require a child to take with you in order to ride. So TPR Theme Park will gladly furnishes a child to take with you for your enjoyment and stay in March of the Credit whores!!
Hitman16 Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 in the arcade section of this park, I'm going with the "Walk-the-Dog" video game...That thing is just...awesome
Nrthwnd Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Musical escalators that lead to... benches! And back down musically, too...
BarryH Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 There has to be a Carabba's! Also, put in "Elissa Alvey's Kiddie Coaster."
Imhotep Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Fear Factor Live, because Elissa really wanted to be in that (stupid long lines for Bluto!!) . Then after shes done it, it can be levelled to build a spinning wild mouse
niiicolaaah Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 If I had anything to say about it, one of these: There's a looping starship at Paramount Canada's Wonderland!!
Rugged One Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 How about a Log Flume that uses Beverly instead of Water? You can even catch it in your mouth during the splashdown.
Cerberus Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 I dunno about the actually look or design of the rides, but I know for a fact that each and every one of them will have a docking and fixing point for camcorders on the front car
Joe Cool Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 Something really shiny! A whole line of pinball machines. Mcdonalds has to be the center of the park like the castles at Disney. Mcdonalds Castle!!!
WillMontu Posted January 31, 2006 Posted January 31, 2006 ^ The castle has to be significantly bigger than Disneyland's, and/or a copy of Disneyland's castle just so we can make jokes about it Copies of Expedition GeForce, Balder, Aska, Manhattan Express, Scream (built over a real working parking lot), and Screw Coaster Internet kiosks for the sole purpose of posting PTR's A "Shamu" show (and I'm not talking about the whales!) An ongoing construction site just to make people wonder what's being built A "Stateline" sign A Fishing Restaurant
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