Bob O Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I think the park would have to have a separate water ride section devoted to Dan since he enjoys them so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreativeForce Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Â Â - "Ode To The Lost Aisles Of Gemco" Â Â It scares me that I actually remember Gemco. It's where I got my Atari 2600! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapseofreason Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Build a Vekoma Boomerang and name it the "Side Boob Ride of Death". Â Just a thought. Â Â -amanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Every type of Vekoma coaster, including the prototypes that have never been built, for extra headbanging goodness. Â There'd probably be a Journey to the center of the Earth clone, too. Oops, Journey to the center of Robb fills that role nicely, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Â Â - "Ode To The Lost Aisles Of Gemco" Â Â It scares me that I actually remember Gemco. It's where I got my Atari 2600! Â Not that I actually remember going to Gemco, Gemco's store is where my local Target sits now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 The Wisconsin State Fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Yes, the Lost Aisles of Gemco--the queue area would be themed like a Best store, thus providing a place to shop and wait at the same time. Â Snack stands should be well stocked with deep-fried butter sticks and ten-pound funnel cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cprocks22 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The worlds tallest and fastest Bench: The Ride ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracosavant Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A McDonalds themed dark ride - Learn how to cook french fries and wrap burgers, with the smell of a real McDonalds! Â A Taiko Themed Coaster, that just so happens to be a mirror image of Expedition GeForce! Â A monorail that takes you across the Pacific to Tokyo Disneyland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasgiantrules Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I think the TPR park should have lots of rct gardens and obscene statues and rides that put you in awkward positions and a duel-track log flume!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdShiftCM Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A fishing restaurant of course. Â Â Best and Gemco. How about Zodys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougr Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I believe there would be a Mickey D's in the park. Â It can be done, Expo '86 had FIVE McDonald's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxo Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The "Is this Considered a Credit?" midway game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooljuggler Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I think there should be a racing TTD rollback ride!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 This park needs a special section: "Knott's When It Was Still a Good Park Land." Rides would include the Wacky Soapbox Racers (and Motorcycle Chase), the Parachute Sky Jump, and (God help us) Knott's Beary Tales. Â I'd also include a re-creation of the Lost Dutchman Mine from the long-gone-but-not-forgotten Frontier Village in San Jose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Dueling Screaming Squirrels! Â Â Guy "I will keep this up untill it comes to fruition." Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The park also must include a full scale replica park of SFMM with working rides, including Flashback. Also, the park as mentioned must have a McD's but one add-on onto that: It must be the only McD's with let's say...pink McD arches to make it unique (Kinda like Sedona's Teal-arched McD's). Lastly, there must be a rodent theme park for you to drop off your pet rodent for the day while you visit your park. Oh, let's not forget the TPR DVD/T-Shirt souvenirs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Souvenir  Robb & Elissa  Salt 'n Pepper Shakers!  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 McDonald's: The Ride An Intamin accelerator with TWO giant golden arches (tophats) and booster LIM's between 'em!  The Side Boob Experience Coaster with multiple not quite inversions: Incline loops, overbanks and lie-to-fly/fly-to-lies  The official park mascots would be Don and Katsu the Taiko Drum Masters and Whatshisname the TPR Donkey.  There would be a complete Land of The Giants from Huss. This could be themed to escaped land whales in a jurassic park / ACEr buffet gone horribly wrong sense.  The attached (pay one gate/get two parks) waterpark would be named Dan's Unacceptable Levels of Wetness World. Dan would have a lifetime ban from this side of the park.  The shoot the chutes would have uncovered boats for winter use and covered boats for summer for complete WTF value. The Perilous Plunge name is available again, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannerdw Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The KMG "Tangoburner"! Imagine a KMG Afterburner, but with the freely-rotating seats of the Tango ride to replace the usual seats. It would basically be like Bling without a counterweight! That would cause lots of people to red out! I would call it "the -4 g experience!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 And Joey's Red Cross Cantina! Â - For those "near- death accidents" that happen, from time to time - Â A hangout to swap near-death experiences and have a 'wet one' or two, eh Dan??? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krouvi Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A nudity area in which you ride naked should be cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The largest, biggest, tallest fastest flying Scooters. Â lots of pole pic area's like Classic, if not historic one of Elissa's north-south pic. Â Free parking. Â A giant Hampster Wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The Segway ride! Â Guy "I want one of those off road ones." Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 This park sounds really cool. The only thing it's missing is farting dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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