coasterbill Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 ^^ Exactly. Being a sarcastic prick is an art form. Leave it to the professionals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imagineer Josh Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Cedar Point, now the Intamin capital of the world (10-year plan, sue me) 2017: World's tallest drop tower by Intamin, which will only operate when TTD rolls back 2018: Break year, Mean Streak removed. 2019: Intamin 10-Inversion Coaster in Mean Streak's place 2020: Break year, Top Thrill Dragster removed. 2021: 500 foot Intamin coaster in TTD's place and the drop tower is sent to be Miley Cyrus' next Wrecking Ball 2022: Break year, Raptor removed 2023: Intamin Invert in Raptor's old place 2024: Break year, work in Shoot the Rapids' old place 2025: Intamin Supersplash in Shoot the Rapids area 2026: Break year, Supersplash removed due to death to many riders 2027: Intamin goes bankrupt, everyone who ever went to Cedar Point mourns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Just for fun: Astroworld 2017: Nothing 2018: Nothing 2019: Nothing 2020: Nothing 2021: Nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Not a park, but a company. Six Flags Year 1: Add a Larson Stupidloop and call them "roller coasters". Even if a park already has one, add another one. Year 2: RMC all the wooden coasters. ALL OF THEM. Year 3: Add a 240ft SkyScreamer at all parks and call them "drop towers". Even if a park already has one, add another one. Year 4: Add an S&S 4D Free Fly coaster and call them either "The Joker" or "Batman: The Ride" at every park. Even if a park already has one, add another one. Year 5: Retheme ALL kid's areas to "Loony Tunes Land". Even if a park already has a kid's area themed to Looney Tunes, add another one. Add a Flying Scooters ride. Even if a park already has one, well, ADD ANOTHER ONE. ^^^^^^.....says the Six Flags fanboy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Not a park, but a company. Six Flags Year 1: Add a Larson Stupidloop and call them "roller coasters". Even if a park already has one, add another one. Year 2: RMC all the wooden coasters. ALL OF THEM. Year 3: Add a 240ft SkyScreamer at all parks and call them "drop towers". Even if a park already has one, add another one. Year 4: Add an S&S 4D Free Fly coaster and call them either "The Joker" or "Batman: The Ride" at every park. Even if a park already has one, add another one. Year 5: Retheme ALL kid's areas to "Loony Tunes Land". Even if a park already has a kid's area themed to Looney Tunes, add another one. Add a Flying Scooters ride. Even if a park already has one, well, ADD ANOTHER ONE. Don't forget Justice League Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 ^^^^^^.....says the Six Flags fanboy! Nope. Never been to a SF park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imagineer Josh Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 5 Year Plan for BonBon Land 2017: Fifty Shades of Grey Ride 2018: Quentin Tarantino: The Experience 2019: Educational Movie Theater added so kids can learn about Puberty 2020: Grand Theft Auto - The PewDiePie Gameplay Ride 2021: Kardashians buy the property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixelRush Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 5 Year Plan for BonBon Land 2017: Fifty Shades of Grey Ride 2018: Quentin Tarantino: The Experience 2019: Educational Movie Theater added so kids can learn about Puberty 2020: Grand Theft Auto - The PewDiePie Gameplay Ride 2021: Kardashians buy the property. YES MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themonerd Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 5 Year Plan for BonBon Land 2017: Fifty Shades of Grey Ride 2018: Quentin Tarantino: The Experience 2019: Educational Movie Theater added so kids can learn about Puberty 2020: Grand Theft Auto - The PewDiePie Gameplay Ride 2021: Kardashians buy the property. This is normal compared to the actual rides at bon bon land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psaulaferraz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Port Aventura 2016: Advertising Ferrari Land 2017: Opening Ferrari Land 2018: Advertising Ferrari Land 2019: Advertising Barcelona World (casino complex) 2020: 20 Anniversary (anything) 2021: Opening Barcelona World I hope that this won't be the truth.... My real thoughts are something like that: 2016: Final retrack of Stampida, it turns to GCI Millenium Flier Trains. 2017: Opening Ferrari Land, major refurbishments to Dragon Khan, including train changing, maybe turning it floorless... 2018: Furius Baco major refurbishment, including some track work and train changing (maybe taking down the hearthline and making something similar to B&M trains)... OR B&M TRAINS Also Investindustrial sells the park to someone that know how to do the things in a good way (Blackstone, Universal ) 2019: Europe Record Flying Coaster, maybe it includes a kind of dive inverting drop... Obviusly flying around polinesia and themed to birds or something similar. 2020: Some brand new shows and a flat rides pack (HUSS Frisbee, something kiddier and another one like a HUSS Top Spin) 2021: Ferrari Land gets bigger, maybe a B&M Dive Machine or an Inverted. It also could be a RMC or a Mega-Lite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Alton Towers Year 1: New flat ride collection Year 2: Family coaster announced Year 3: Hype for SW8: "World's First" attraction, massive overhype and publicity stunts, turns out it will not be a coaster though... Year 4: Bring back one defunct attraction Year 5: Oblivion, Rita and Smiler get lap bars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PixelRush Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Six Flags New England This year: Bizarro > Superman the Ride, Fireball, Traffic Jam 2017: Justice League: Battle for Metropolis (expand Justice League building, put Catwoman's Whip into storage, move path out- there's lots of grass by GCG!) 2018: New slides or pool renovation in Hurricane Harbor 2019: Flashback and Balloon Race removal, some sort of flat ride or (dare I say) compact coaster? 2020: Clearing land in the back of the park for expansion in the future, park improvement 2021: Mind Eraser donezo! Obviously a big coaster goes here, please I'll update this if I change my mind, but it seems legit so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prozach626 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 SFSTL: 2017: No hyper coaster. No modern Steel coaster. 2018: No hyper coaster. No modern Steel coaster. 2019: No hyper coaster. No modern Steel coaster. 2020: Lame water slides or possibly a 30 year old attraction from a different park. 2021: No hyper coaster. No modern Steel coaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 ^ This reeks of "confidence". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enthusiast Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Kennywood (Since it's 2016 and we know Noah's Ark was rethemed and re done) 2017 Retheme Garfield Nightmare to Old Mill or equalivent and add RMC or GCI wooden Hybrid coaster (a wood coaster with inversions without steel track) 2018 Bring back Garden stage and add a stage area in lost kennywood 2019 Add Drop tower above Garden Stage (Could be a Tilt Drop tower or Giant floorless and Stand up one) 2020 Remove skyrocket, Move Bayern Kurve, Grand Prix ,Musik Express, And Cosmic Chaos behind Old Mill area (remove pavilions from that area except double pavilion in old mill valley) 2021 Return Turnpike, Add Either a Gersautler spinning or Eurofighter in area where bayern kurve, gran prix and musik express was (Start the station where gran prix was), bring back a chance trabant and theme it to Volcano Valley 2022 Add either a SFB or S&S Combo Drop tower to Volcano Valley and prepare for front park expansion (meaning move main gates up, bulldoze family dollar buildings and turn into parking lot and start new ride area) Now i know some plans are wishful thinking but before they start expansion these things could be done to keep kennywood charm wild adding or readding nnew/old rides. I also think by turning the family dollar parking lot and moving park gates you could have new rides area and safer way in and out of the park. because turning right or left onto 837 (Kennywood boulevard in the middle has become quite dangerous) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Thorpe Park 2017: New family area with a family coaster. Colossus and Slammer closed for the season. 2018: New flat ride in Swarm Island. Colossus reopens with lap bars and a smoother experience. Slammer reopens with lots of maintenance done. 2019: Samurai removal. Replaced with a flat ride similar to Time Machine at Adventure Island. 2020: Nemesis Inferno removal. Replaced with another B&M coaster (maybe a standup). 2021: Angry Birds Land rethemed with new rides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 (edited) The closest park to me is Frontier City in OK City, so here is my 5 year plan: 2017- "The Oklahoma City Thunder Boomerang". Guests launch out of the station and up a 400 ft. tower with the NBA Championship Trophy at the top. . . but wait! At 370 ft, Kevin Durant pulls a hamstring, and the ride vehicle slowly rolls back into the station disappointing everyone. 2018- "The 3.2 Beer Garden Of Wonder". Come sit at picnic tables and watch in horror as idiots pay real money for crap beers like Bud and Miller Light that are even more watered down than normal. 2019: "The OK Oil Drop Tower". Guests feel like a real Oil Executive as they rise up the the 500 ft tower and can look down at all the poor people below. . . but what's that? Your companies fracking has caused another earthquake, and the tower shakes and sends you and your net worth plummeting to the ground. Thank goodness the feds bail you out before you hit the ground. 2020: "Tornado: The Paycheck". A dark ride through a geo dome like Spaceship Earth, except it follows the history of weather related disasters in the Sooner State. Narrated by a laconic Bill Paxton, who ends each section by saying; "I'm only doing this for a paycheck." After reaching the top of the dome, the ride vehicles spiral back down while window air conditioning units blow on them and Paxton says; "Oh no. . . we're in the vortex. . . we're spinning. . my fly is open." On ride photos include the option of a photo-shopped naked Helen Hunt. None are ever sold. 2021: "The Chicken Fried Steak Museum". Housed in a double wide trailer, this dynamic exhibition explores the history of Oklahoma's official bird, mammal, and fried food. The gift shop at the end offers "Oklahoma: Come For The Tornadoes, Stay For The Chicken Fried Steak" T-shirts up to 6-X. Edited May 14, 2016 by Wily J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillseeker4552 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 2020: Nemesis Inferno removal. Replaced with another B&M coaster (maybe a standup). Removing a unique B&M Invert only to replace it with a B&M Stand-Up makes no sense to me, but to each his own. This thread isn't exactly known for being realistic anyway. I won't make a thorough 5-year plan, but for my home park (Knott's), I'm fairly confident we will see a renovation of Fiesta Village for 2017. By that point, that is the only area of the park that hasn't received a major restoration. This could include some Montezooma love and a new flat in Windseeker's spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live 4 Coasters Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 It's not my main park, but I do have an annual pass. Universal Studios Hollywood 2017: The Walking Dead Maze; closure of Revenge of the Mummy and WaterWorld; Diagon Alley construction begins 2018: New family dark ride in Mummy soundstage (i.e. Secret Life of Pets) 2019: New Studio Tour Event to replace "Cars on Sticks", possibly Jurassic World themed; construction on new hotel begins 2020: Diagon Alley opens; Animal Actors and Special Effects Stage close 2021: New stunt show to replace WaterWorld in Animal Actors/Special Effects Stage spot; new hotel opens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 SFSTL: 2017: No hyper coaster. No modern Steel coaster. 2018: No hyper coaster. No modern Steel coaster. 2019: No hyper coaster. No modern Steel coaster. 2020: Lame water slides or possibly a 30 year old attraction from a different park. 2021: No hyper coaster. No modern Steel coaster. I feel like you're right with this prediction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 2020: Nemesis Inferno removal. Replaced with another B&M coaster (maybe a standup). Removing a unique B&M Invert only to replace it with a B&M Stand-Up makes no sense to me, but to each his own. This thread isn't exactly known for being realistic anyway. Yeah, I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollercoaster Rider Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Idlewild 2017- Proslide Raft Ride for Waterpark (4m) 2018- Turnpike Cars from Kennywood (1m) 2019- Vekoma Family Boomerang Coaster (Replace Wild Mouse?) (3m) 2020- Zamperla Water Mania (2m) 2021- Whitewater West Aqua Course? (2m) Alabama Splash Adventures 2017- Eli Bridge Scrambler, Racing Mat Slides (5m) 2018- Gerstlauer Spinning Coaster, Carousel, Repaint of Neptune's Plunge (8m) 2019- Larson Flying Scooters, Flow Rider (4m) 2020- Zamperla Discovery, Bumper Cars, Water Ride for Amusement Park (7m) 2021- Premier Rides Sky Rocket II?, Proslide Raft Ride (12m) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollercoaster Rider Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Six Flags Great America 2017- Larson Super Loop Replacing Ragin Cajun, Larson Flying Scooters Replacing Former Sky Trail 2018- Zamperla Giant Discovery replacing Revolution, New Coke Freestyle in County Fair 2019- Camp Cartoon Makeover into Bugs Bunny Boomtown, Soft Padded Restraints on Demon 2020- Proslide Hydro Magnetic Waterslide Coaster in Hurricane Harbor, Swim Up Bar in Hurricane Harbor 2021- Premier Rides YOLO Like Coaster replacing V2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yubstep101 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Updated SFGAM 6 year plan: 2017: Larson Super Loop in Rajin Cajun spot, Dark Knight removal 2018: Flat ride in Dark Knight spot, maybe new waterslide? 2019: New restraints on Demon, maybe Flying Scooters in Sky Trail spot? Viper Closed 2020: Cyborg themed RMC hybrid replacing Viper (I know they already have an RMC, but I don't really like Viper) 2021: Probably new food by this date, V2 restoration (LSM launch and return of holding brake) Buccaneer Battle closed 2022: S&S El Loco in Buccaneer Battle spot themed to the Joker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollercoaster Rider Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Wild Adventures 2017- Soft Padded trains on Boomerang, Mack Twist N' Splash 2018- Soft Padded trains on Twisted Typhoon, Racing Mat Slides 2019- Bug Zappers, Shade, Premier Rides Sky Rocket II? 2020- Sally Interactive Dark Ride 2021- Lagoon Pool, Loop Slides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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