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You might be a coaster nerd if... you look at the landscape and think "Yeah I could put a lifthill there, a drop there, a turn there, etc..." until you have a complete layout. I used to do it all the time when I was younger.
I do that every time i'm in Indiana just driving by some hilly land, if only there was a theme park there they could use the terrain of the land for awesome roller coasters, enspecially there's 320 acres of land surrounded when it gets passed down to me.
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You quiz yourself every time you see a photo of a rollercoaster, by guessing 1) name of rollercoaster 2) name of park 3) name of company that built said rollercoaster

 

 

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You root for Ohio State when they play Michigan just because of Cedar Point.

 

You have ever legitimately wondered where sex ranks compared to your top coasters. (Good sex is my #2, behind Skyrush).

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If you pick roller coasters before sex?

 

Guilty...

 

You root for Ohio State when they play Michigan just because of Cedar Point.

 

You have ever legitimately wondered where sex ranks compared to your top coasters. (Good sex is my #2, behind Skyrush).

 

Also guilty...

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...when flying on a plane, you always get a window seat so you can try to see amusement parks from the sky. (I'm definitely guilty, I was able to see Valleyfair from my seat while descending into Minneapolis last May.)

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...when flying on a plane, you always get a window seat so you can try to see amusement parks from the sky. (I'm definitely guilty, I was able to see Valleyfair from my seat while descending into Minneapolis last May.)

Yeah like I thought I'd see SFDK when departing from SFO. I was wrong.

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When you hear the word "roller coaster" and immediately turn your head in that direction.

I do this constantly.

 

Yeah but 80 percent of the time the person isn't talking about an actual coaster and just using it as a metaphor for life.

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When you hear the word "roller coaster" and immediately turn your head in that direction.

I do this constantly.

 

Yeah but 80 percent of the time the person isn't talking about an actual coaster and just using it as a metaphor for life.

 

I agree, especially when in reference to the weather!

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Despite that popular metaphor, life is nothing like a roller coaster. Roller coasters are fun; real life sucks.

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