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I have a great deal through my mortgage lender for a refinance that will pretty much wipe out most of our debt, but my wife won't sign the papers because she doesn't trust that lender.

 

Pretty dumb because this is a MAJOR bank and the deal they're offering (they actually approached us) can't get much better.

 

Eric

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Friendly Advice:

 

When calling for a job in regards to an ad in the newspaper:

 

Turn off the TV and radio.

 

Don't use a mobile phone.

 

Don't take another call or tell the person you called to "hang on" while you go do something else.

 

Don't read the ad to the person who takes your call.

 

Don't call while drunk, stoned, tired, etc.

 

I could go on, but those are the ones that are the worst offenders.

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I was using the comp, and had a delicious refreshing Mountain Dew sitting on the desk next to me. I got a bit more then halfway done, when my brother comes to use the comp. I let him on, I play Zelda. I come back in here not too long ago, decide to finish up my Mountain Dew (in a Taco Bell cup, with lid on, and straw, typical Taco Bell style cup) and nearly f*cking died!!, after sucking up a nice sized gulp, I run to the bathroom and proceed to throw up violently for about 10/15 minutes, then sit and feel like crap for another 5, then throw up again. THE F*CKING DUMBASS ASHED ALL IN MY MOUNTAIN DEW AND THREW SOME 4 BUTTS IN THERE!! THE DAMN CUP WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO AN ASHTRAY WHICH WAS STILL CLEAN!!! THE ASHTRAY WAS CLOSER TO HIM THEN THE CUP!! When I called him up and was talking and told him hes like "sorry dude I thought you were done with it, I'm so used to just ashing in old cups..". It was still almost half full and had some ice left!! My stomach is killing me down

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I hate it when I eat beef or any other type of thick meat and I get crap stuck in between my teeth. I keep using my tongue to get it out but sometimes it just makes it worse and it gets deeper into my gums. So then I have to get up and get a toothpick but there are never any toothpicks in my house! Then I gotta go use dumb dental floss which hurts my tongue and in the end, mu gums end up bleeding.

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Another driving relatred rant...

 

I hate it when you're on a freeway and this guy comes speeding right past you, then a couple of minutes later they slow down and you pass them, and then a little while later the same car comes zooming right by you again!

 

Stupid idiots! Make up your mind what speed you wanna drive!

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Dear Persistent callers to KFC

 

If we don't answer the phone after when you call if we don't answer look at the time and date.

 

If its Friday about 6.45 pm chances are were busy CALL BACK LATER or if worst come to worst your more than welcome to come into the store.

 

If its Monday about 4pm somebody probably didn't get to it in time so try again.

 

And Just remember were only human and we do make mistakes so don't tear off who ever answers the phone or serves you when you come back into the store.

 

Rant Off the hook.

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I can not STAND male enlargement medicine commercials and infomercials like ExtenZe and stupid stuff that Ron Jeremy endorses. They are so horribly funded and always have a blonde bimbo talking about "bigger is better and I love a man that is bigger.... down there (slutty female voice off)." People actually buy this crap too.... Horrible late night tv...

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