You Might Be A Coaster Nerd If....

[joelwee]

...you have PTSD flashbacks of X2 whenever you hear Enter Sandman.

[djackson]

Every time you see a red I-beam, you think about an Rmc.

[RollingCoasting]

The weather feature on your phone shows the forecast of the city your homepark is in instead of where you live (Unless you live in the same town )

[laqueefa]

If you sing, "we are on a log flume" while on a log flume.

[thrillseeker4552]

When you are playing an online game and you purchase a pet, and you're scrolling through the list of available names and you see "Tatsu", so you immediately click it with no hesitation.

[Henry M]

 

If you see this and take a double take to make sure you read that right.

That is some smoooth s**t!

[Legocraft]

...you know how to spell random words because of coaster names.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

If you count this as a credit

[boldikus]

^ the hell is that?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

^ It's a bridge in Japan commonly called the Roller Coaster Bridge

[viking86]

It doesn't look quite as impressive from this angle...

 

[boldikus]

Yeah upon googling it, its just about the perspective from that angle. Pretty cool though.

[Vargonon]

When this thread is probably your favorite thread throughout this forum. It speaks to me on so many levels

[Voyager6442]

You know that if you have Fast Lane Plus for the Beast, you don't have to go all the way to the end of the exit to re-enter the FL Plus queue.

[RAWKIN_coaster38]

You've ever gotten in a debate about what counts as a credit.

Or

You've ever argued about what counts as ejector vs. floater airtime.

Or

Intamin vs. B&M and if B&Ms are good coasters

Or

Any other similar debate that coaster enthusiasts frequently get in, that GP don't care about (or even know the terminology about).

[bluestreak]

You're getting annoyed in physics class because we are discussing our cedar point field trip and people are saying completely false info, but acting as if it's fact.

[Jason Maier]

You want to replace your seatbelt in your car with OTSR

[Pirate]

If you wake up an hour before the alarm on a day you're going to a park.

[thrillseeker4552]

^ and ^^ Both of these describe my life.

[Vargonon]

You want to replace your seatbelt in your car with OTSR

I feel this would be safer than just using seat belts. you definitely wont go flying out your windshield if you get into an accident.

[Pirate]

You want to replace your seatbelt in your car with OTSR

I feel this would be safer than just using seat belts. you definitely wont go flying out your windshield if you get into an accident.

 

But it would be more difficult to escape from it, and also you can't quickly duck down with an OTSR on you.

 

On topic: if you see the name of a level in a game and you imagine what a coaster or park would be like with that name. Or, if you play that level and you imagine a coaster themed to it.

[Legocraft]

You post in a forum about coasters. Let's face it, we're all way past "nerds," we have issues.

 

So true

 

... TPR is your news website.

[djackson]

You make corny jokes about the dippin dots guy.

[Legocraft]

If you wish that RCT3 didn't come out 13 years ago,(feel old yet?) and wish it was more recent.

[bluestreak]

You wait out a storm for 2 hours just for about 30 minutes of ert at coasterstock