Mechanic Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 The only way this thread could get any better is if we find out that this coaster is actually a launched inverted flying floorless dive machine that is going to be built by NASA... ON THE MOON! P.S. It also wouldn't hurt if there were internet strippers at the press conference.
bpmitchell Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I'll let the strippers know, they may sign up for TPR and start commenting on this thread, who knows what they have to say
jamesdillaman Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 ^ I think you meant "who CARES what they have to say." They're strippers. -James Dillaman
terrancew_hod Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 You know, I know plenty of strippers and porn stars... even party with them and sometimes walk in on them doing naughty things when they're "off duty". I say... "Bigth deal". Past "been there, done that". Oh and newsflash: They think we're not cool. Luckily I have no sense and give an awesome backrub that they love. It's almost orgasmic, I've been told. (Which I've responded "And that's only my hands" ) I'm done. I need coffee and off to tackle my boyfriend after he just farted in my face and ran into the other room since I'm online instead of paying attention to him. Terry
Hercules Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I'm not trying to argue with you, we just don't quite get what you are trying to say. The way I understand it is you think that B&M's purpose for using those labels is to trick us. I'm just saying the I'm pretty that isn't the purpose for those. If you could elaborate, I think we would understand the point you are trying to make. From the point that I am questioning you, it just seems like B&M is only using those labels to confuse "us". From your previous statement, that was quoted, I agree with you. It's the parks that are requesting the plant to conceal the project information in an effort to keep their new rides secret until they are officially announced,I & a few others have pointed this out several times already. What with the net & cell cams growing ever more popular it's getting harder for parks to conceal their projects,gone are the days when you would go to a park on year & see an empty field & the next season that field would have a shiny new coaster sitting in it. I know that the parks want to conceal the information about the rides. That is obvious. I am not saying that they aren't. I'm just saying that the labels on the track aren't souly for that purpose. I am saying the factory has it's set of codes for the track and customer and the like. * I guess this makes me uncool because I'm not talking about strippers. ** Why cares about talking to strippers on the internet? *** I don't need to talk to strippers...... I have a girl. Does that make me pathetic? **** Wes is God.
ParkTrips Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 ^ I think you meant "who CARES what they have to say." They're strippers. Strippers have feelings too. (btw I love this thread, and Wes' post was awesome)
terrancew_hod Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 "Now if you boys will excuse me, my crew and I have to go talk to some strippers," he said, exhaling the last puff of smoke from his lungs, "On the internet." Wes, Did Sony give you a date on when they're taking your novel to the big screen? I think Brad Pitt wants a crack at the lead role. Lavar Burton wants to play me since he found out that an old lady said I look like a handsome Kunta Kente. Terry "Don't answer if Fred Savage calls" Weaver
cfc Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I agree that Wes is god and Dave's musical selections rule. As for the stripper stuff, everybody needs to read this book. Hilarious and disturbing at the same time--I like that in a book. Yes, TPR's membership has it all covered.
terrancew_hod Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 ^No I think have the hilarious, yet disturbing example of dating the most unlikely person that turned out to be a prostitute on the side. When I found out, all I said was "Wut? Huh? HOW?" (That was the general response from all my friends too) Then I went out and got drunk. Terry
Wes Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I'll let the strippers know, they may sign up for TPR and start commenting on this thread, who knows what they have to say OH WOW! Real strippers? Talking to US??! Wow, that's so amazing. I've never talked to a girl before. What's it like?
Eric_Smith Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 I just wanna know how we all got on the topic of strippers. Its crazy! ^Love the sarcasm too! Great!
TheBannedKid Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 ^Because bpmitchell is too sheltered to have talked to a girl, so obviously talking to strippers is a major feat. I love you Wes, you are amazing.
Hercules Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 If you wanted to talk to a stipper, wouldn't you just go to a strip club, and talk to them IN PERSON?
monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 ^No because when they are at strip clubs they are too busy being naked.
Electerik Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 If you wanted to talk to a stipper, wouldn't you just go to a strip club, and talk to them IN PERSON? Well sure, if you're a coaster NERD who talks about mysterious yellow track all day. But if you're really cool, you talk to them online and record it. /"For $200, I'll do anything you want." //"Okay, paint my house."
Hercules Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Naked...... and talking to dudes to try to get more money out of them and get lap dances. And at least you would be able to see them, rather then have radio sex with them.
monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 ^Webcam my friend. With webcam the possibilities are endless.
Hercules Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 You sound like the guy who is talking to stippers on the radio.
larrygator Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Wes, Did Sony give you a date on when they're taking your novel to the big screen? I think Brad Pitt wants a crack at the lead role. Lavar Burton wants to play me since he found out that an old lady said I look like a handsome Kunta Kente. Terry "Don't answer if Fred Savage calls" Weaver Sorry Terry, either the movie budget is tight or they didn't hear the old lady correctly. Instead of Lavar, they cast Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds
BeemerBoy Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 The coastercrew had a date with strippers the other night on in the loop, you missed all the fun Robb!! Did each of you practice making out with your pillows after the "date" was over? Also, this is seriously one of the best threads ever.
Hercules Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 The coastercrew had a date with strippers the other night on in the loop, you missed all the fun Robb!! Did each of you practice making out with your Hulk Hogan wrestling buddies after the "date" was over? Fixed.
cfc Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 OK, there's one thing this thread is missing--messed up video of the Tubes' "She's a Beauty" using footage from two ancient TV shows. http://youtube.com/watch?v=oQmftBmUwMI&feature=related
jamesdillaman Posted February 4, 2009 Posted February 4, 2009 Wait, I'm confused. Is a strip club building a coaster with yellow track, now? I've lost my place in this thread... -James Dillaman
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