Dumbest things said on TPR

[weeow]

I know this guy's foreign but his posts were just so hilarious.

 

one of my favolite

 

1 - yo momma gotta be chicken out on cookin' some chickens coz she hates to see real its bloody things.....oh no i hate to see them too.

2 - yo momma gotta get fat chance on bein' most beautiful fat woman since she's having fatty junk foods.....oh no i real don't want her to be so like that.

3 - yo momma don't wanna get craps so much that all the time she gets

lots of clapping on everything she loves to do.....i want her to be so 100%.

 

From the "Post your favorite your mom jokes!" thread.

[downunder]

Have you ever purchased a complete stranger's on-ride photo because you thought they were hot?

 

This is funny, 2 girls flashed their tits on Son Of Beast for the on-ride photo. I saw it when I was checking out my on-ride - ha, ha I should have brought that one.

[Wes]

^Ya...realized the mistake after the fact...dunno how to change it.

 

Done.

[the sound]

 

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RESPCT ROLLERCOASTERS.well not top thrill dragster.

 

That kid was hilarious. All of his posts deserve to be here.

 

 

I want ENGLAND!

[Yankee cannonball]

5- Pyclone - SF:MM

 

this guy was llisting his top 5 roughest coasters. as true as it is that psyclone=death, this post really makes me wanna tell my friends that pie clones aren't as fun as they sound.

[KrakenKing]

The title of this thread:

 

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=37223&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=harry+potter&start=0

 

Yup.

[Cyber.Fiber]

Wes, The Dragon thread had me laughing for about 1 hour. I thoughly enjoyed how hard Joey attempted in bringing the "Dragon" back from his lair by apologizing for everyone.

[TheStig]

I found this just now from my annoying West Coaster days...

 

I can land an airplane without killing innocent people on board. Go me yay!

 

Colin "if I was allowed to I could land a 747" C

 

Yeah, definitely not!

[the sound]

Hey everyone, I was wondering if anyone had any detailed information on the new ultracoaster about to begin construction? You know the kind of thing, design drawings, CAD images, or just general info. I think it's being installed at Cedar Point but I may have that wrong. I know that it will be the first in the world to top 500 feet, and also the first of this breed of super tall coaster to feature an inversion. Just hoping you knowledgable folk out there can fill me in with more info!

[Teacups Make Me Sick]

^Ya...realized the mistake after the fact...dunno how to change it.

 

Done.

 

Thank you Wes....I owe you a big kiss!!!

 

[ebl]

^ A big thanks to Wes for removing that apostrophe, if that's what all this is about. Apostrophes in plurals "make me sick."

 

Eric "Spelling and Grammar Nazi of the Internet" L.

[BeemerBoy]

I don't think we really have to kiss her @$$ any longer. She posted on this site a few times last year, but now she's an Oscar winner and probably will never return. I think we now can say what we really thought of the movie. She'll never read it anyhow. I think it's funny how people have addresse their posts to her. Pretty much like writing a letter to Anne Frank.

[RIP Psyclone]

^You forgot to include the other one.

[Hercules]

I think all my rabid ravings about Hercules actually being good are honorable mentions.

 

Actually, I think I will put those quotes in my new thread "Most BRILLIANT things said on TPR"

[spaceace12]

It wasn't posted on here, but on a automotive message board, someone asked once where he could buy elbow grease.

[SharkTums]

It wasn't posted on here, but on a automotive message board, someone asked once where he could buy elbow grease.

[ebl]

^^ Pfft. Idiot.

 

Doesn't he know they sell it at Wal-Mart?

 

Eric

[Hercules]

^ That is true. But I think the real questions here is.... Where's Dubai?

[TheStig]

It wasn't posted on here, but on a automotive message board, someone asked once where he could buy elbow grease.

 

Hahaha I get it....

[Goliath513]

To quote myself from last year.

What is the name of the song played in X's station?

 

 

And, one new thread of these I see appear about every 5 seconds in the "Ask Alvey" section.

im going to sfmm give me some tips lol

[TheBannedKid]

Man, sea world has the most kicka$$ managers

 

that aside, I have one friend who continually tells me that magnets keep cars on upside down coaster track. I tell him he's wrong and then he always pulls out the worst diss ever, "Man, Alex, you're such a coaster fanatic. yeah, I said fanatic, not fan. it's worse. look it up!" after this I usually move onto the frat boy morons annoying the hell out of me to explain that airtime can not break a restraint, ALL drop towers have one car, water slides can't go beyond vertical, and chain lifts aren't powered by hand crank.

[larrygator]

^I don't think we really have to kiss her @$$ any longer. She posted on this site a few times last year, but now she's an Oscar winner and probably will never return. I think we now can say what we really thought of the movie. She'll never read it anyhow. I think it's funny how people have addresse their posts to her. Pretty much like writing a letter to Anne Frank.

[cfc]

^Repetition for the sake of emphasis?

[coaster05]

I was thinking more ironic since she posted like 1 or 2 days later.

[Hercules]

^I don't think we really have to kiss her @$$ any longer. She posted on this site a few times last year, but now she's an Oscar winner and probably will never return. I think we now can say what we really thought of the movie. She'll never read it anyhow. I think it's funny how people have addresse their posts to her. Pretty much like writing a letter to Anne Frank.