Mr. Starr Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Sometimes, in the morning, I don't have enough time for mouthwash. Thus, I must gurgle when I poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOCTOR DOOM!!! Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Oh merciful title fairy, Ruler of custom titles, May I please receive "Welcome to my park and imma act a DONKEY!!!" as a custom title?! Â Thanx! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceace12 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I would like to have mine changed again (haven't had it changed for a few years) to "I rode the Ravage". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HCLcoasters Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Dear all powerful title fairy. Â Can you please change my title to something along the lines of "Slavoj Zizek is amazing". Â Â Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacemtfan Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Well, it's been a while since I last asked you to change my title.... Â I think it's time for a change... Â Title Fairy, may I please ask that you change my title to "Geeky Guy With Glasses" or something along those lines... Â Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cprocks22 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Since this is my first time asking (or I just dont remember requesting "I own the site http://www.donkey.com")... Â Oh all powerful Title Fairy, Â Will you please change mine to "Actually prefers Disney" Â Please and thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterguy4 Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Dear Mighty Title Fairy, I have never had my title changed in all of my years on TPR, please change it to something you find fitting. Thank you glorious title fairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nln00b Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Magical Title Fairy, Â Could you please change mine to "Intamin Droptower Fanboy"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Ok, this title is getting old, and since I too am getting old, the fact that it has my age in it will render it obsolete in a few months. So, if you want, while your doing your title changing thingy, can you change it to something "good", not that the current one sucks (it does), but, oh f*ck it, do whatever you want. I'm sure your judgment is better than mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six Flags Enthuseast Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Title Fairy, Â I understand my current title is ok and has been fitting for nearly 2 years. But, pretty pretty please with an Intamin and a few rings ontop, may I ask you to change it to: "Self-Proclaimed Californian"? Â Your 'Enthuseast' forever , Â Patrick Carnahan SFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Hello darling! Â Just to let you know I am still totally happy being 100% retarded. Â You do awesome work that I hope will one day make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! Â Don't DARE change a thing. Â Lots of love, the guy from the woods, Sasquatch. Â xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Starr Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Title Fairy, are you really a transvestite? I've heard some rumors lately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJClarke0912 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Since people in chat poke fun at my love for Newton2 *glares at RollingRunner*, that program that makes FVD NoLimits track, I think I deserve this one... Â "Newton2 makes me wet myself" Â ...or something of the like that you can come up with...which will probably end up horribly bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midgetman82 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 (edited) I have read the rules and this thread, now I think I am ready. Â O' magical Title Fairy, I request a new title. Let it be whatever you want it to be, your majesty. I now humbly await your response. Edited August 4, 2010 by Midgetman82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaleclectic Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Oh technologically savy and e-keeper of monumental designations, Â We are not worthy to cast our eyes upon your greatness, that from which off-the-cuff creativity flows so freely and without reservation of mind or fingers on the holy keyboard which was created for you to rule over all donkeydom. Â You have cared for the board and have filled it with your knowledge. Abundance of humor flows in your keystrokes through donkey pastures. You provide for our virtual home away from home day by day, softening it with glimmers of improvisation, bathing it in laughter, and blessing it with creativity that only a word-smith as you can give. Â The monitors and LCD screens glisten with joy; the webpages are covered with vocabulary; the forums deck themselves with coaster grease and gear chain to glorify your name for ever and ever. Â We remember those who are less fortunate than we. We lift up in positivity the victims of those that are humorless, and all those who suffer from forms of downtrodden description and oppression of individualism. Let the users that goes forth from our boards speak of your bountiful vocabulary and let us proclaim our faith in Title Fairy as our one true hope for a world without cliche. Â Oh Title Fairy, I come before you today, not as a deserving user of the boards, but as a grateful occupant of what you have made so good in your presence. I beseech thee to grant to me the title of Fabulously Disguised as a Responsible Adult so that I might better do the work that you have so graciously given us to do. Â This I am not worth to ask in your name, amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 ^It looks like your current title is still relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaleclectic Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Yeah, it is.... I was just taking its temperature to see if there was a promotion (or decent rather) to another level of sycophantry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu1651 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Oh graceful and majestic Title Fairy, I have but on request and a story to go along with it. Â As I laid awake in bed last night pondering my love for B&M, I realised something. My title mentioned the name of the almighty donkey. Although many would be honored to have the word donkey in their title, I was unsettled by this. Why? Because I am not worthy of the almighty donkey. Donkeys have brought nothing but prosperity and joy to people all over the world, and I am but a lowly servent. As devout Jews refuse to say the name of Yahweh, I will not allow myself to say donkey anymore unless I prove my self and make it to the promised donkey land and am perfect in the eyes of the donkeys. So right then and there I knew I had to get my title changed. Â BTW, because I'm 4' 10", I'd like my new title to be "Smaller than Joey". Thank you, oh powerful and might title fairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathbydinn Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 I would just love for my title to be changed to "I'm obnoxious!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumba830 Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 (edited) Dear Title Fairy, Â I would thoroughly enjoy if I could have the title "Ohhh Anton!" Â thanks, Nathan Edited August 9, 2010 by kumba830 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastersax68 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Oh wonderful Title Fairy, I ask you if you could please change my title to " O.C.O.D., Obsessive Call of Duty". Thank you Oh Gracious and Wonderful Title Fairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercrutchfield Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 thanks for the custom title, I Love it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Beautiful Title Fairy, will you please give me the most random title you can possibly think of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastersax68 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Thank you Title Fairy! I love my new title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhappy Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 ^ Â Golden Rule #1: To ask for a custom title, you must have 150 real posts on the forum. Real posts means not 3/4ths of your posts in games threads. If you are an active member of the site, this should be no problem! Â so not likely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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