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GrandMILF? You are one sick dude, Rob.

LOL! That was actually Elissa's idea!

 

--Robb "She's one sick dude, too!" Alvey

 

And whats wrong with a Grandmilf?

Some people would pay good money for that.

 

lol.

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And whats wrong with a Grandmilf?

Some people would pay good money for that.

 

lol.

And honestly, it's quite a compliment!

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The new photos are HILLARIOUS and SO ADORABLE! I saved the KT meets Yeti Ball one to my comp

I burst out laughing at the "It's a kidtums!" ...

 

 

*14 years into the future Kristen sits around with a couple of friends looking at the cake picture*

Kristen: Seriously, my parents are freaks.

 

Naw, I'm just kidding, I wholeheartedly welcome the arrival of the world's youngest coaster enthusiast! In fact, she probably doesn't even know she is one yet!

 

And the T shirt your firends got for her is HILLARIOUS Robb!

 

 

So is Yeti ball going to be hers now? I know that this is the age children tend to find that one doll or pushie or whatnot that they grow emotionally attached to, And what's better than giving the ultimate coaster child the ultimate coaster mascot?

 

Though even if not, I doubt you'll have a hard time finding a spare doll to give her

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"When a baby is born, it is the symbol of all birth and life, and therefore all people must rejoice and smile and all people must lose their hearts to a child."

---Kenneth Patton

 

my your nights be longer than they are short.

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what do you specifically want for Kristen thats on the registry list?

There are still plenty of little things on the Babies R US registry. Just go to www.babiesrus.com and search the baby registry for "Elissa Alvey."

 

Anything on that list would be fine.

 

Thank you!

 

--Robb

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Ya know, a decade and a half from now, Kristen's either gonna be a super mad coaster loving chick... or that girl who's seriously and morbidly embarrassed of her parents.

 

One or the other.

 

Congratulations again! If she takes after mom, though, she'll probably be begging to go on Intamins like crazy within five years.

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Congrats! Can you say parent swap??? The most wonderful theme park invention for parents. My wife and I helped perfect it here in Orlando so have fun. Oh by the way, I see the Disney theme Parks in your future more often. Congratulations, my wife and I have 3 three girls of our own and love them to death. But we're past the parent swap years.

 

Good luck

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^^I beleive that when two gigantic coaster loving forces(I.E. Robb and ELissa) collide the results would probably be...

 

 

 

THE SAVIOUR

 

 

 

The one to make painful wooden coasters smooth!

The one that shall bring intamins to the land!

The one that shall break the 600ft barrier!

 

 

...She shall dazzle us with her ability to turn crowded water coasters to walk-ons!

...Make it so just one operating train on only one hour of ERT will be enough for all 100 trip-goers to ride several times 'till they're ful!l

...And one day to possibly, after 300 years, bring back the russian ice slides from the dead!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jeez, I thought I'm jewish.

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...She shall dazzle us with her ability to turn crowded water coasters to walk-ons!

...Make it so just one operating train on only one hour of ERT will be enough for all 100 trip-goers to ride several times 'till they're ful!l

...And one day to possibly, after 300 years, bring back the russian ice slides from the dead!

 

Somehow, every (and I mean EVERY) time I see a post of yours, I laugh. (If not ROFLMAO.)

 

Genius.

 

Dan "An alternative to the bread spoof could be turning it into so much O'hana's meat sticks!" Smith

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Awww...thanks for the pictures Robb!

 

 

 

Do we really need a cartoon KidTums yet? I say give her a chance to develop a character to animate--dont just give her one!

 

-Jahan "Just my opinion" Makanvand

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Do we really need a cartoon KidTums yet? I say give her a chance to develop a character to animate--dont just give her one!

I dunno, I'm very curious to see what FLIPDUDE comes up with!

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^ More like "morbidly curious..." Considering the currently existing characters, no good can POSSIBLY come from a KidTums cartoon...

 

 

(shudders)

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The new pics are adorable, especially the ones of the stuffed animals looking at Kristen. She really does have a lot of hair!

Robb, if you were my husband I'd kill you for putting pics of me in labor on the internet!

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Oh my god.... the last couple of photos... more for the "Kidtums' Photo Album of Horrors" experience when she grows up.

 

she doesnt need to know how much it cost to birth her!

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