The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

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Postby CoastersNSich » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:44 pm

Homer (to Lisa): Who's your favorite Travelling Wilbury? Is it Jeff Lynne?

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Postby zaneymon » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:12 pm

movementterians "na na na na na na na na na Leader, na na na na na na na na na Leader Leader Leader"

Homer "Batman! i mean Leader"
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Postby Manny In England » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:45 am

Kent: Mr. Burns we are getting word that a Meltdown is imminent

Mr Burns: Oh Kent, Meltdown is just one of those annoying buzz words. I prefer to call it an Unrequested Fission Surplus

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Postby Adrenaline_Rush » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:20 pm

Homer: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz coooooooooooollllllllaaaaaaa!

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Postby dandaman » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:24 pm

Rainier Wolfcastle/McBane: My eyes! The googles do NOTHING!

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Postby Sunfire » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:57 pm

Since this is a coaster site, I can't believe anyone has posted this. The episode where they go to Florida for Miss Krabbappel's teacher of the year nomination.

-The sign that said "Epcot: when everything else is booked."

-Skinnner: "I'm afraid the only ride for me is the ride of broken dreams."
Homer: "Oh you mean the Enron ride!"

-Homer (to Marge while watching Illuminations): "How about we make some fireworks of our own?" He says it suggestively, then they start filling fireworks with gunpowder. Lol!

-Homer (escapes to Magic Kingdom): "One churro please!"
Vender: "That'll be 14 dollars."

I love that episode. It's so funny!

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Postby Homer » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:33 am

From last nights couch gag.

*Pig sits on couch as the family approaches the couch*

Homer: My summer love! *Spiderpig theme plays*
-My butt has touched 112 roller coasters, how unfortunate.

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Postby dmaxsba2408 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:13 am

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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Postby slither37 » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:40 am

A few come to mind:

Gun Shop Sales Guy: "I am sorry sir, there is a 7 day waiting period to by a gun"

Homer: "But I'm angry NOW"

Lionel Hutz: "So I ask you ladies and gentelmen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man that had all he could eat?"

...or from the same episode:

"Mr. Simpson, this is the worst case of false advertising since my lawsuit agains the film "The Never Ending Story"

and one more Hutz:

"Your Honor, I move for one of those bad...court...thingies"

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Postby zaneymon » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:03 pm

Lisa: Look a Salute to Brunch *Picks up Maggie* Wave to Brunch Maggie.
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