I love how these people just make up random crap. It would be one thing to complain or talk about something that actually happened, but these posts talking about you doing stuff and getting banned at parks that you haven't been to for years are amazing. I think a lot of these people need to up their medications. And you'd think after ten or so years of this nonsense, they'd get bored and take up a more enjoyable hobby. Like punching themselves in the skull.
You did not repost that person that claimed you stole a bus, though. That's still my favorite.