Meteornotes

Ugh, I still have nightmares about country music day at BGT! Having a fever that day didn't help, either! For those not there, try to imagine a really hot day, and you're walking around looking a park themed to look like Africa, and songs about whiskey and pickups are blasting out of speakers all over the place. And all sorts of people walking around wearing cowboy hats, garth brooks t-shirts and bad tattoos. And old people dancing with small children (which seems to happen around country music all the time. I've never figured it out, and really, I don't want to...). Not a good day to be at a park, especially when your idea of musical entertainment consists or Rush or Opeth... dt

I'm Dave Thomas, owner of the Wendy's corporation, and apparently posting this from the great beyond...it's cool how the great beyond has internet access, though it needs more diet coke machines. And porn. Well, every place needs more porn. What park will be the first to offer the first in-park adult bookstore? I'm placing bets on a Six Flags... dt

The coaster of the Gods...PHOENIX!!! dt