The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

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Postby smells_like_team_disney » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:47 pm

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

There be Me-hi-cans in R-Kansas.... who would've thought.

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Postby dandaman » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:29 am

Willie: Aye, let's see what Willie's captured on the upkilt camera this week...

(pulls up slowly-loading webpage)

...Ew, this lass needs a bit 'o groundskeepin'... oh, THAT'S WILLIE!" :lol:

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Postby deathmole » Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:43 pm

EDIT: SuperCrack beat me to the Ralph qoute, damn his hide! :P

Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas time? You know, the birth of Santa.

Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar looooooove Duff?
Carl: Hey guy's, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Oooh yeah!

Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my god! He's dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up the phone)
Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
Chief Wiggum: Uh... talk to one of those officers over there. I'm going out to lunch.

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Postby CoasterCrazy88 » Sat Oct 01, 2005 3:35 pm

Does anyone remeber that episode when the Simpsons went on vacation? I don't know where they went, but I think it was Brazil or Mexico.

Anyways, Marge and Lisa went to a dance studio. The door was locked, so Marge knocked. A man answered the door, and after that, it went something like this.

Marge: Hello
Dance instructor: Lady, you are interupting us.
Marge: Oh, I'm sorry. I just had a question.
Dance insturctor: We are learning a new, passionate dance. It is called The Penetrada.
Marge then looks inside at the people performing the "Penetrada", and then she covers Lisa's eyes. Marge starts walking away, and the Dance instuctor yells after her,"You can't protect her forever, YOU STUPID LADY!"

Antonio"I thought it was so funny"G. :lol:

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Postby deathmole » Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:53 am

^ Haha, yeah, that was Brasil!

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Postby Justin Adams » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:32 am

Mr. Burns: "Try an open faced club. Use the sand wedge."

Homer: "MMMmmm... Open Faced Sand Wedge..."

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Postby DATman » Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:11 pm

That was the best kiss I had tonight...or was it?

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Postby deathmole » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:19 am

"When the snow start's a' falling, there's a man you should be calling, that's KL-4796, and let it ring - Mr Plow is a looser (and I think he is a boozer), so you'd better make that call to the plow king, yeah you'd better make that call to the plow king".


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Postby Stitch » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:55 pm

Homer : "We're going out Marge, if we don't return avenge death" :lol:
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Postby Fry » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:29 pm

Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.


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