SixFlagsAstroworld Posted September 14, 2016 Posted September 14, 2016 Because SLCS will always suck no matter what. Why is the sky blue?
DarienLaker Posted September 14, 2016 Posted September 14, 2016 Because the sky reflects blue light! Why wasn't Zonga painted all blue?
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 15, 2016 Posted September 15, 2016 Because Six Flags couldn't figure out which color they liked the best. Why hasn't Cedar Point put a drop tower on the front of Top Thrill Dragster, Kingda Ka Style??
Henry M Posted September 15, 2016 Posted September 15, 2016 Because they have no imagination. Why don't people make old skool coasters anymore. they are so much better.
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 15, 2016 Posted September 15, 2016 Because RMC. Why isn't RMC doing any conversions this year??
TheCoasterKid211 Posted September 21, 2016 Posted September 21, 2016 #MeanerStreak2018 Why does the iPhone 7 not have a headphone jack?
DarienLaker Posted September 22, 2016 Posted September 22, 2016 Because Apple forgot it! Why New York state has "crap" parks?
Rollercoaster Rider Posted December 16, 2017 Posted December 16, 2017 Because Apple forgot it! Why New York state has "crap" parks? Cause Pennsylvania parks are so dang good Why can't there be a Underwater Train Tunnel from US to Spain?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted December 17, 2017 Posted December 17, 2017 Reptilicus would destroy it. Is it really a good idea to jingle all the way?
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 24, 2017 Posted December 24, 2017 Yes!! But only if you don't donate to the Salvation Army who is ALWAYS Jingling... WAY TOO MUCH!!! Why hasn't Cedar Point built a 600ft tall roller coaster yet??
DarienLaker Posted December 24, 2017 Posted December 24, 2017 Because of liability and money that is what's holding Cedar Point back on building a 600-foot tall roller coaster. Why do they call them "jingle bells"?
Jason Maier Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Because bells make a nice sound when you shake them . . . Do you have to be a jock to wear a Jock Strap
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 No. But from what I've heard you do at least need to be a bottom. Why can't Tesla make an electric SUV the size of an Escalade/Yukon/Tahoe??
DarienLaker Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Because Tesla blew their money on research and development of electric cars. Why did Six Flags almost never paid attention to Darien Lake?
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Because they are smart, and realize their time and money are better spent elsewhere. Why does everyone LOVE Cedar Point but hate Magic Mountain?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 Because they are all in a sexual relationship with SteVen. Why is the earth round?
indyv Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 Because no one would eat it when it's sour. Why is water (at room temperatue) liquid?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 So you can drink it. Why do rooms have walls?
DarienLaker Posted December 29, 2017 Posted December 29, 2017 So it can be square. Why can't we blow square bubbles?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Because only SpongeBob can do that. Why is blood red?
DarienLaker Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 To make it gross and disturbing in horror movies. Why can't cows make chocolate milk?
cal1br3tto Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Haven't you ever seen a brown cow? Why don't pink cows produce strawberry milk?
Nrthwnd Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Because they're color blind. Why don't bananas produce banana juice?
DarienLaker Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Because Bananas are too thick inside. Why do SLCs cause headbanging?
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