VF15 Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 In your dreams. Why won't Busch Gardens Williamsburg announce their new coaster?
DonGeorge Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Because they're too ashamed that they've created a capacity nightmare, bottlenecking Festa Italia as well as that they built a clone coaster! (But S:UF @ SFDK is actually very good.) Why does Magic Mountain not want to fix the Sky Tower?
DarienLaker Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Because it's an old attraction and California's got some crazy laws about the safety of high rise theme park attractions! Why does California have crazy laws about the safety of high rise theme park attractions?
VF15 Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Because they want to turn all of California's tall thrilling rides into kiddie rides. Why does Valleyfair trim their coasters to death?
DarienLaker Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Because they're owned by Cedar Fair! Why does the Title Fairy think that my favorite roller coaster is dumb?
Woodie Warrior Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Because your favorite coaster IS dumb. Why can't donkeys fly?
DarienLaker Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Because God didn't give them wings! Why are donkeys stubborn animals?
DarienLaker Posted April 16, 2015 Posted April 16, 2015 ^Because the stubbornness of donkeys is what separates donkeys from horses! Why Darien Lake hasn't already repainted Mind Eraser and Ride of Steel?
DonGeorge Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) Because Darien Lake likes frightening people by reminding them of the park's past. Why did West View Park never get its 4th wooden coaster? Edited April 27, 2015 by DonGeorge
K1ngdaKa88 Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 Because there isn't enough wood! Why Europapark doesn't have a big drop tower?
DarienLaker Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 Because Europapark hadn't got around to finishing the drop tower! Why did Cedar Point decided rename Jr. Gemini to "Wilderness Run"?
Snowyowl1028 Posted April 29, 2015 Posted April 29, 2015 Because it would sound worse! Like why did they rename Mild Thing to Cosmic Coaster at Valleyfair?
DarienLaker Posted April 30, 2015 Posted April 30, 2015 Because Valleyfair wanted it to have a name to fit with Planet Snoopy! Why didn't Paramount buy out the Cedar Fair parks in 2006 instead of the other way around?
Rollercoaster Rider Posted April 30, 2015 Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) Cause The Honeymooner's Film ate it at the Box Office Why did Six Flags buy Wild Waves & Enchanted Village in 2000? Edited April 30, 2015 by Rollercoaster Rider
DarienLaker Posted April 30, 2015 Posted April 30, 2015 Because at the time Six Flags wanted to have more parks in the chain! Why did Six Flags leave Europe?
Rollercoaster Rider Posted April 30, 2015 Posted April 30, 2015 Cause they wanted to sell it to a company that made Gary Story look competent. Why doesn't Robb Alvey have a Podcast?
DarienLaker Posted April 30, 2015 Posted April 30, 2015 Because he's too busy with planning TPR trips! Why didn't Busch Gardens Williamsburg didn't give Drachen Fire a Phantom Revenge style remodel?
DonGeorge Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Because Morgan didn't want to get in a fight with a bald eagle. Why did New York New York Hotel decide to get TOGO to build their roller coaster?
DarienLaker Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Because TOGO wanted the Manhattan Express coaster to be their last "hurrah" before they went out! Why didn't Darien Lake build the Brain Drain slides in where 'Cuda Falls was?
K1ngdaKa88 Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Because then you can ask them that! Why did the Hollywood Tower @ Movieland Park got stuck when I was filming a POV?
DarienLaker Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Because it broke down while you were filming a POV! Why wouldn't Cedar Fair let Intamin build another coaster for them?
K1ngdaKa88 Posted May 2, 2015 Posted May 2, 2015 Because it would have to many tecnical problems! Why isn't there a donkey smile for the TPR forum?
GCI Wooden Posted May 3, 2015 Posted May 3, 2015 Because there are no donkeys on the Japanese Taiko Drum game. Why does Europa Park have to be in Europe?
K1ngdaKa88 Posted May 3, 2015 Posted May 3, 2015 Because it is called EUROPApark! Why doesn't Merlin allow to fim POV's on their rides, even with the GoPro chest mount?
DarienLaker Posted May 3, 2015 Posted May 3, 2015 Because a wizard has put a spell on Merlin's parks! Why CNL haven't sold Darien Lake yet?
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