JG-77 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 My guess is that the discs look like O's and make a "plink" sound when they hit the pegs, hence the name Plink-o Wait we're not supposed to give a real answer? Oh ok. It's called plinko because Sir Alfred Plinko Jr. thought of the game in 1689 when he dropped a wheel off a cliff and it bounced between a series of rocks jutting out, eventually landing in one of several naturally occurring ditches inspiring him to make the game. Why is the sky blood red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal1br3tto Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 It is based on the reddish glow of the morning or evening sky, caused by haze or clouds related to storms in the region. How come some birds can talk like people do and some birds can't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Because most birds prefer to squawk or tweet instead of talking. Why don't storks carry babies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal1br3tto Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 The demand just isn't there anymore, so it's no longer profitable to keep them in stock like they did in the old days. Why doesn't coffee taste as good as it smells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Because it doesn't have a mouth, which makes it hard to taste anything. It does have a keen nose though. Why philosophize when you can regularize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Because your philosophy is much greater than regulations. What's Darien Lake getting for 2019? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelwee Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 A 400-foot-tall disappointment. Why do people deliberately start wildfires? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImOnABoat Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Because they like fires, or are just massive dicks who want to see everything burn What is the origin of locker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 It all started when people started putting locks on boxes to protect their valuables from thieves. Why are so many kids allergic to peanuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Turns out they aren't really allergic to them. They just have mothers who spent to much time reading on Facebook how peanuts can kill you if you so much as look at them wrong... So their mothers are just trying to keep their kids safe. No real allergy involved. Why can't a visit to Six Flags ever actually be good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImOnABoat Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 because everythings overpriced What's the ACTUAL origin of fluffy fluffy bunnies etc. (not the origin of l. o. c. k. e. r. )looking at you mr. cuda falls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Why wont Cedar Point build anything taller or faster than Top Thrill Dragster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 If they build an even bigger tower in that shape, it will make Dragster embarrassed about its tower size. Why does Cedar Fair not have a park in Mexico? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Because they were afraid of building a coaster that might cross the wall. Why doesn't Universal or Disney put a theme park in the Central United States? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdwarn01 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 The noise from the amusement parks would disturb all of the corn Why is the Beast trimmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 So his fur doesn't get too shaggy. Why did the genetically engineered chicken cross the solar powered road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 To fry on the other side. Why did Six Flags decide it was closing Magic Mountain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG-77 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Because there was a violent Revolution at the park that would bring about the Apacolypse if it continued. This actually almost happened once before and it was devastating, so if it happened x2 it would take some sort of Twisted, Collosal effort to stop the violence. Six Flags this had no choice but to close the park. (SF actually did try to stop the fighting by sending in their own forces, but was thwarted by a bunch of Ninjas armed with slingshots like the one in the david and Goliath story). How’d I do How would you grieve if Six Flags bought Knoebles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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