Angry_Gumball Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Just ask a dumb/technicallity unanswered question and the person below responds to the best of their ability and then asks a question. I'll start. Who was the cruel one to come up with the word "Lisp"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Freak Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 The same guy who came up with the phrase "Speech Impedament" Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLRBR Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Because they were named like that, I guess.(I tried) Why is grass in a field and fields work in fields?(again, I tried) --Davon "didn't know what else to put" Dorsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 2, 2005 Author Share Posted April 2, 2005 Woa...confusing. It's just that way I guess. Would a Fly still be called a fFly if it couldn't fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Yes, it would still be a fly. If the question is : what came first, the chicken or the egg, there would only be one or the other, and then you'd have to ask: what inpregnanted it to make more eggs? (truly, a viscious cycle...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirmy_wormy Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 I think it just evolved; as for what impregnated it i have no clue If a tree were to fall in a forest and there were no living things around to hear it would it still make a sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisFL Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 yes, we have scientific equipment to prove it. If a man says something, and no women are around, is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superfanthony Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 No, men are only incorrect because women want to be right all the time. Is string theory a viable bridge between quantum mechanics and general relativity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirmy_wormy Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Ummm hard question.... so I'll just say yes. When I push my cousin's cat of the sofa about five or six times in a row why does he/she continue to jump right back up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLRBR Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 ^Most likely. Ummmm..... If your dad was a rock star, would you become more poupular, a loser, or famous also? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 If you explain something to a blind person, can he see your point? Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirmy_wormy Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 no he's blind. If a person sees you doing something that they know you are doing then why ask "What are you doing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 True And then you ask : 'What are you thinking?" and they say 'Nothing...' how can anyone think 'nothing'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 12, 2005 Author Share Posted April 12, 2005 They can't not think. If a Deaf person were to swear in sign, would they be forced to wash their hands (whereas we got our mouths washed out with soap when we were little and swore)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLRBR Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 ^I guess. Anyway, no one answered my last question! So that's what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 More popular... What would you do for a clondike bar? (yea, i'm stretching with this one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaparri Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Nothing. But I would probably pay a few bucks for a Klondike Bar . Yeah I know, I'm a jerk. What if the hokey pokey really was what it's all about? (yes, that's a shirt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirmy_wormy Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Then we would be a whole lot happier. Why is it when you ask how to do something simple someone says "Come on now, it ain't rocket science." when it has nothing to do with rockets or science? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morcar Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Probably just as a clue. On a similar line to the first question which evil git came up with the word Dyslexia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowforce Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Opera, in one of her first shows. Seriously. Ask any linquists! Why is it called a drive-in when you doesn't drive into anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morcar Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Cause it's better than drive through as some people might try it. If there are so many experts what exactly is a pert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasters 4 me Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I dont know! Why do we still have to do latin in school? (Some schools) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 because if you get caught in a time tunnel and wind up in ancient greece, you'll know how to ask where the W.C. is. ..... I got nothing. Someone else pick it up... //crap. I just figured out the expert/pert one. At first I thought it was just a typo. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 1 in 5 people suffer from diarhea...so does that mean the other 4 enjoy it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Yes, they enjoy it. (to some, it's a weightloss plan). If 3 out of 10 people have an STD, and you know 30 people, what does that really mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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