SixFlagsAstroworld Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Because SLCS will always suck no matter what. Why is the sky blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Because the sky reflects blue light! Why wasn't Zonga painted all blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Because Six Flags couldn't figure out which color they liked the best. Why hasn't Cedar Point put a drop tower on the front of Top Thrill Dragster, Kingda Ka Style?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry M Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Because they have no imagination. Why don't people make old skool coasters anymore. they are so much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Because RMC. Why isn't RMC doing any conversions this year?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 #MeanerStreak2018 Why does the iPhone 7 not have a headphone jack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Because Apple forgot it! Why New York state has "crap" parks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollercoaster Rider Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Because Apple forgot it! Why New York state has "crap" parks? Cause Pennsylvania parks are so dang good Why can't there be a Underwater Train Tunnel from US to Spain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Reptilicus would destroy it. Is it really a good idea to jingle all the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Yes!! But only if you don't donate to the Salvation Army who is ALWAYS Jingling... WAY TOO MUCH!!! Why hasn't Cedar Point built a 600ft tall roller coaster yet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Because of liability and money that is what's holding Cedar Point back on building a 600-foot tall roller coaster. Why do they call them "jingle bells"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Maier Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Because bells make a nice sound when you shake them . . . Do you have to be a jock to wear a Jock Strap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 No. But from what I've heard you do at least need to be a bottom. Why can't Tesla make an electric SUV the size of an Escalade/Yukon/Tahoe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Because Tesla blew their money on research and development of electric cars. Why did Six Flags almost never paid attention to Darien Lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Because they are smart, and realize their time and money are better spent elsewhere. Why does everyone LOVE Cedar Point but hate Magic Mountain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Because they are all in a sexual relationship with SteVen. Why is the earth round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Because it's not flat. Why is candy sweet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indyv Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Because no one would eat it when it's sour. Why is water (at room temperatue) liquid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 So you can drink it. Why do rooms have walls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 So it can be square. Why can't we blow square bubbles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Because only SpongeBob can do that. Why is blood red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 To make it gross and disturbing in horror movies. Why can't cows make chocolate milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal1br3tto Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Haven't you ever seen a brown cow? Why don't pink cows produce strawberry milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Because they're color blind. Why don't bananas produce banana juice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Because Bananas are too thick inside. Why do SLCs cause headbanging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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