texasgiantrules Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 i dont know how to quote people but phazan said:get off my mom i just got off urs thats better than the one i heard:leave my mom out of this and ill leave it out of your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goleafsgo Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 yo momma so fat that when she bleeds, she bleeds gravy! yo momma so fat, that when she takes an asprin, she puts mayonaise on it! yo momma so fat that she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on! yo momma so fat, that when she sits on a rainbow, skittles come out. yo momma so fat, that the last time she say 90210 was on the scales!!! yo momma so fat, that when she goes outside in a yellow raincoat, people yell TAXI! OOOOOOHHH. OH NO I DI'NT!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Sabo Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Here is a couple (80-ish style dry humor). Ahh the good 'ole High School days. 1. Your mother (mama) is so dumb, it takes her 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. 2. Your mama wears combat boots in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
map2 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 2. Your mama wears combat boots in the shower. ??? Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around she makes the glode spin. (Yeah I know mine is bad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 One of my favorites: Your mom is so fat, by the time she got on a pair of BVDs, they had stretch out to say BOULEVARD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas2 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Your mom is sooooo stupid that when she's cold, she goes sit in a corner because it's 90° there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Yo momma's got more clap than an auditorium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calaway Park Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Yo' Momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family! Yo' Momma's so fat, she fell on the beach and PeTA tried to push her back in the ocean! Yo' Momma's so fat, she jumped in mid air and got stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockinryan30 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 "Your Mom is so fat that she jumped down the grand canyon and got stuck" "Your mom is so fat that when she wears a green dress she looks like a pool table" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaddyboy Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Your mommas so fat her blood type's rague. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted August 7, 2006 Author Share Posted August 7, 2006 I can see you Big Moma...on both side of the Cadillac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossman Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 your mama is so fat she uses a paint roller as her lipstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Yo momma's so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag! (I LOVE that one!) You momma's so poor when I rang her doorbell, she stuck her head out the window and yelled "DING DONG!" Your momma's like ketchup, anybody can dip their fry! Your momma's so fat she wakes up in sections! Your momma's so nasty, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoahTheBoa Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 You can thank Hank Hill for this Gem of a joke Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 one of my favolite 1 - yo momma gotta be chicken out on cookin' some chickens coz she hates to see real its bloody things.....oh no i hate to see them too. 2 - yo momma gotta get fat chance on bein' most beautiful fat woman since she's having fatty junk foods.....oh no i real don't want her to be so like that. 3 - yo momma don't wanna get craps so much that all the time she gets lots of clapping on everything she loves to do.....i want her to be so 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xxhershey818xX Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 OK OK Yo Mamma Is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat She saw a yellow school bus full of white kids and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterExpert13 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Yo momma is sooooooo ugly, your dad has to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her. Yo momma is sooooooo fat, when she jumped, your satellite tv skipped a whole season of TV Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkchan Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo mama so short she broke her legs jumping out of bed. Yo mama is so stupid she thought a stereotype was brand of radios. Yo mama so stupid she thought Fantazy Land was a good amusement park. Yo mama is so fat her catch phrase is matter over mind Yo mama is so fat she clogged a black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo210 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 When someone on a telephone asks for your location, you say "Yo moma's house" and listen to there reaction. I know not really a joke but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterman7 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Yo mama is like an overhead projector; teachers turn her on. Yo mama is so stupid, when her teacher asked her to write an essay, she picked up a mexican and went "Essay! Essay!" Yo mama is like a file cabinet; people pull her in and out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewCT Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Yo mama is so stupid, she doesn't understand that stupid show "Yo Mama" on MTV. Yo mama is so fat, than whe she goes to the bat....wait.. skip that one. Not PG-13. Yo mama so fat, that she's obese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyblakbelt Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Yo Momma's so fat, when she went for a walk, she sets off car alarms Yo Momma's so dumb, she wanted a price check at the dollar store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublex98 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Your momma is like a squirrel--she always has nuts in her mouth. Your momma's hair is so nappy, she uses it as a mop. Your momma's so ugly, she walked into a beauty parlor and it took three days just to get an estimate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Your mama's so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales started singing "We are family" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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