Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

[osm]

^I put that into a translator, and it said "I can blow this?" so either the translation was only slightly off, and the guy wasn't actually being racist, or someone has an interesting fetish.

[JJ728]

Internet translators never work exactly right when translating to English, so my guess is the translation was off a bit. Who knows if the guy was trying to be racist or if he was actually responding.

[youngforever]

Yesterday at the Grand Californian Entrance to California Adventure (coming back in):

 

"Sir, can I see your room key?"

"Actually, someone took it. Not sure, some courtesy person or whatever"

"Where in the park?"

"In the California part."

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[australianalex]

Racism at its finest.

 

 

Thanks you stupid people of the world.

I'm not a genuinely racist person, but I found that hilarious lol

[youngforever]

The posts on BGWs Facebook page.

[natertater]

At SFFT,someone asked me where the NTaG was.I told them that they were in the wrong park ,and their faces were white as snow.

[coasterfansince1999]

^I've done the same thing many times.

 

At SFDK, my family and I came off Medusa, and 2 kids came running out of the exit, they looked about 10 or 11, and screamed, "I Think I Had An Orgasm On That Ride!!!"

 

This made my night.

[Angry_Gumball]

My brother coming off his first speed slide, after I ask him how it was:

*slightly screaming loudly* "Ooooow, mah balls!"

 

Probably the funniest reaction I heard out of someone in regards to coming off a waterslide

[3Mutts]

I've seen a lot of GP stupidity the past couple of days at Hershey. First people about to get in line for SooperDooperLooper asked if it went upside down when the loop was right in front of them. Next a lady tried to take a stroller through the line on Lightning Racers for some reason. Finally on Extreme Cup Challenge a lady on my "team" said that the ride should have cup holders to place her souviener cup in and then another lady just texted on her cell phone the whole ride cause she didnt want to play.

[Andrewoplis]

My brother coming off his first speed slide, after I ask him how it was:

*slightly screaming loudly* "Ooooow, mah balls!"

 

Probably the funniest reaction I heard out of someone in regards to coming off a waterslide

 

[rolercstrluvr]

People at CGA referring to The Orbiter as a ferris wheel.

[zachclarke2]

Racism at its finest.

 

 

Thanks you stupid people of the world.

I'm not a genuinely racist person, but I found that hilarious lol

 

 

The Arabic actually translates to "Can I blow this?"

 

But depending on who you ask, 'blowing something', and 'blowing something up' can be two very different things.

[intimidator305rocks]

In line for Possessed at Dorney Park, this girl behind me was describing Hydra as "The ride that does a twisty and then goes up, and does a twisty, a twisty, a twisty, and then.... another twiiiiist"

[The49er]

I have a friend who referred to California Screamin' as "The California Goes Screamin'".

[Voxelmatic]

^Apparently Hydra is Intimidator 305 now?

Edited August 27, 2012 by Voxelmatic

[MrSum1_55]

Me: I prefer not to go on Boomerang at Knott's. It hurts your head a bit too much.

GP: No, it doesn't.

 

[cfc]

^Does it hurt the second guy's head just enough?

[fraroc]

Picture it, 2007, Dorney Park&Wildwater Kingdom

 

I was just about to get in the back seat for Steel Force when a 2 kids got in the row behind me and one of them said, "I don't want to on! didn't you see that one movie where the roller coaster flew off the track?!" And when we were halfway up the chain lift, the kid said "Oh my God...oh my God...Final Destination 3...." And someone in the last row said "I SAW THAT!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

 

S.M to the H.

[GigaG]

In line for Possessed at Dorney Park, this girl behind me was describing Hydra as "The ride that does a

and then goes up, and does a

, a

, a

, and then.... another

"

 

Fixed.

[Angry_Gumball]

What a waste of money, they need more modern coasters not this trash

A comment just recently posted on my No Limits Au13 video. Obviously this guy's undereducated and has probably never ridden a GCI before.

[Gnome]

Here's one for you

 

 

Guy is on his phone while on Space Mountain, uploads to his twitter/instagram and calls the ride Magic Mountain.

[MontagnaMagica]

Me: I prefer not to go on Boomerang at Knott's. It hurts your head a bit too much.

GP: No, it doesn't.

 

 

I agree with the GP!

[RideofSteel]

On a Goliath at Fiesta Texas POV

 

This looks like an exact copy of The Silver Bullet at Worlds of Fun in Kansas City, MO.

[BaMiTsPaT]

^Multiple errors in one sentence. I had to reread it, as I didn't notice the WoF part the first time.

[UrbanLegend]

This is more like Awesome Things The GP Have Said, but I don't think that's a thing.

 

A train on El Toro comes back into the station. The people sitting in the row I'm about to take. The daughter is wiping tears off her face, and it's clear the dad's shirt almost flew off from the airtime. With childlike glee, the dad shouts, "Now THAT'S a ROLLER COASTER!!!"

 

Especially great because my friend was about to ride it for the first time, and he was super freaked out about it. This didn't help.