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Hello!

 

Erik & Smisty here. You may remember us from such Trip Reports as Erik & Smisty's Vancouver Oddventure or Erik & Smisty at the Mall of America.

 

We'd always wanted to go on a TPR trip, the timing just never seemed to be right. But now we have! We visited something like 10 parks in 10 days, covering The Netherlands, Poland, and Sweden. Since this was also our first trip to Europe, we spent a few days on our own both before and after the official trip. This first part will be covering our pre-trip wanderings around Amsterdam. But, not to worry, we've managed to sneak in a ride or two....

 

But before we get to the photos, more words! A few observations about Amsterdam:

 

If you're at all worried about being lost or at a disadvantage because you don't speak the language, almost everyone in Amsterdam seems to speak English just about as well I do. Do be aware that it's very much UK English, though. So it's a lift, not an elevator.

 

On a related note, I've never felt so much like a big old hunk of Ameritrash as when a citizen of a country I'm visiting apologizes to me for their poor English-language skills.

 

Most signs are in English and Dutch, but if it is only in one language, that language is usually English.

 

We were told that if you take a photo of a prostitute in Amsterdam, they will throw piss at you. Which is interesting because in America they charge for that.

 

We didn't go to the Red Light District at all, except once by accident, where we saw a lady in lingerie hanging out in front of a window. I would've taken a photo, but, well, you know.

 

In Amsterdam, "coffee shops" sell marijuana, "cafes" serve coffee, a "restaurant" is a type of fish, and "whore houses" are just places that play Burt Reynolds films. Crazy!

 

The Dutch struck me as rather conservative in terms of dress and personal appearance, which is interesting considering how tolerant they are culturally.

 

The city is beautiful, but there's a consistency to the look of the old town streets/canals that borders on sameness.

 

A lot of the buildings are wonky. I mean, they're old and built on marshland. But, also, a lot of them were originally warehouses and built with front-facing facades that tapered out as they went up, so they could hoist things to the upper floors without cargo damaging the front of the building. If you look, you'll often see a steel beam sticking out from the front of the building near the top.

 

The canals look cool, but don't seem to serve much of a purpose anymore, beyond transporting tour boats. There are no proper water taxis or citizens rowing over to their neighbor's house, that I saw, and no real industry (utilizing the canals) besides tourism. There were some houseboats, but they just sit there, so, really, those could just be land houseboats on land canals.

 

There are a lot of bicycles in Amsterdam. No matter how many bicycles you are imagining based on that statement, there are more.

 

As an American, we often think of ourselves as largely coming from England, culturally. But being in The Netherlands really reminded me of just how much my country was influenced by Dutch culture.

 

Restaurant service is slow, especially towards the end, as full-service dining is apparently meant to be a leisurely activity, and you're supposed to feel at home and not like you're being rushed out. Not always ideal if you're on vacation and eager to get to the next thing.

 

Holland is two regions of The Netherlands, and calling the country Holland is roughly akin to calling the UK "England," except that the Dutch don't really seem to mind. So I will mostly just say Holland because it's easier to type. Except, of course, when I don't. But within the context of these trip reports, forgive my ugly American-ness and just consider the two names to be interchangeable.

 

What the Dutch call a staircase, Americans call a ladder.

 

Okay, let's do this....

 

Part 1: Bicycles & Stroopwaffles - Page 1

Part 2: Coaster Trains & Bitterballen - Page 2

Part 3: Planes & Pierogi - Page 3

Part 4: Buses & Glassbombers - Page 5

Part 5: Ships & Meatballs - Page 6

 

 

Part 1: Bicycles & Stroopwaffles

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After 13 hours in the air, we took the train into the city-proper. THIS IS THE TRAIN STATION. Seriously? F-you, Amsterdam!

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Our hotel, the Sir Adam, part of the A'DAM Tower, beckons across the IJ River. But first we must cross the Intersection of Doom from the train station to the free ferry as pedestrians, bicycles and scooters zoom every which way in what was probably a well-coordinated dance until we blundered into the middle of it.

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The karaoke elevator. (Not pictured, but also in our hotel: the disco elevator.)

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Every room at the Sir Adam has a record player, and there are bins full of vinyl down in the lobby. Also, the view wasn't bad and whenever anyone asks me what my favorite thing on the trip was, my first thought is this hotel room but I try not to say it because that seems uncultured and bad.

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Atop the building is the A'DAM Lookout observation deck. The giant red horse represents, um, Holland...defeating...the horse tribes of Northern Europe...in the 1600's, I'm pretty sure.

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"Over the Edge" is a swing ride over the side of the tower. And while "Europe's highest swing" is quite nice, it's no Stratosphere. It costs 5 euros, but obviously I have no idea how much that is. Pictured here is our cousin Marcolio and his girlfriend Nefertiti.

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Also in the building, this high-end burger chain that a lot of trip participants seem to have checked out at one point or another. It was pretty good, too.

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This is what Amsterdam looks like. I'm going to try to post photos that look different from this, but those will largely be lies and trickery. This is Amsterdam.

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Bebo is the leading chain of faux-vending machine fast food places that have been all the rage in Holland since the invention of little doors.

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I imagine that one of the more stressful jobs in Amsterdam is driving instructor.

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If you don't think we went to the Amsterdam Cheese Museum, you've obviously never read one of our trip reports.

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It's really more of a cheese shop with some exhibits in the basement, but I honestly would've gone in if it were only a cheese shop, so it's a win in my book. Check out the Dutch stairs in the background. Good luck!

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Little known fact: Almost all of the cobblestones in Amsterdam were imported from Hell.

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Lunch with Marcorio and Nerfetti at De Carrousel. I had the ham, egg, and cheese pancake and strawberry nutella poffertjes.

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We skipped the Anne Frank House but this one's lighthearted name keeps it from being too depressing!

 

On the other hand, it seems even more disrespectful than my comment that there is a road going through what is supposed to be a memorial to Holocaust victims.

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Based on our research ahead of time, we were going to skip the Rijksmuseum in the interest of not overmuseuming. But once we saw it in person, we had to go.

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I enjoyed this massive medieval mixed medium museum much, I must say.

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Rembrandts and the full museum experience.

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I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.

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If you're going to spend months carving a statue, I think you really owe it to yourself to ensure that it's picking its nose.

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We also went to the Van Gogh Museum, but since they clearly hate publicity and don't allow photography, and the Rijksmuseum has Van Goghs of their own, maybe just go here.

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One of these things is not like the others.

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Oooh, stroopwaffles....

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Smisty, nooooooooooo!

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Approximately 15,000 bicycles are pulled out of Amsterdam's canals every year. That's actually not a joke. I did research.

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The Artis Amsterdam Royal Zoo opened in 1838, making it the world's fifth oldest zoo.

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The best part of this photo is that on the right hand side of it is a canal, and on the other side of that are multi-story apartment buildings. Which means that one could theoretically have an apartment in Amsterdam with a view of elephants, zebras, and giraffes. Which is honestly something I never even considered as a possibility but now is the only thing I can think about.

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Artis also has an aquarium in it, which I am for. And inside this aquarium, for some reason, is a black and white poster-sized photo of The Big One at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, which I nearly included a photo of here just so I could say there was a photo of a roller coaster in this section of the trip report. But, in the end, I decided I was above such trickery and besides you're reading it anyway.

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"Dude, I can totally see inside that apartment building!"

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I don't think I can poop here.

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This bird looks like it deserves to be in prison.

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I would have bought these guys, but there's no way I could handle that level of judgement.

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This is a monkey riding a cow. I'm not sure how consensual it is on the part of the cow. Maybe the cow is for it. Maybe they are in love. I don't know, and I'd prefer not to speculate.

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Micropia is a separately ticketed part of Artis dedicated to microscopic animals and bacteria.

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You are a disgusting ecosystem.

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Micropia isn't terribly large (which makes sense, I guess), but it is interesting.

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I wish I knew, kid. I wish I knew.

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On the right is the Hortus Botanicus botanical garden. We would've gone inside, but it was beginning to get hot in Amsterdam (foreshadowing!) and what we'd experience so far in the city suggested that a greenhouse here would likely not be equipped to keep us comfortable, temperature-wise.

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Oh, you don't want one of those, believe me.

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"Grillroom Donny" was a hole-in-the-wall, but it served amazing street food and the dude who ran it was awesome. The thing on the right is a waffle, by the way. It's just hard to tell.

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Soarin' Over Holland. Conveniently located next to A'DAM Tower and our hotel room.

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They create people here.

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Misty really liked that the preshow told you what parts of Holland you were going to fly over.

 

This one also gets a bit dark, as at one point you run directly into one of the blades of those giant modern windmills, destroying it in a process that I can only assume would result in your immediate and spray-form demise.

 

Oh, and pretty much every transition spritzes you, whether it makes any sense or not.

 

So, yeah, awesome.

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Weird salad at the Eye Film Museum's restaurant.

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The Eye Film Museum and the IJ River at Sunset, circa almost 10:00pm.

 

Stay tuned for part 2, featuring actual roller coasters!

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AWESOME start to the trip. . .fantastic pics, and such great commentary

 

(tho honestly, the "heat lines" coming off the "Wat is Poep" cover namesake is freaking me out a little bit).

 

Love your reports, and eagerly look forwards to following along.

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Great Am'dam report, start of your trip! So much crazy stuff there, it's almost like Japan ("almost").

And when you find the right food stops, it - is - awesome! I've been there a number of times,

and it's so nice to see stuff I still haven't seen yet, through other's eyes like yours and Smisty's.

 

Looking forward to more of your trip.

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Hmm . . . it seems that my Dad's old farm shop was equipped with a set of "Dutch stairs." I have learned something today--that life on the farm was more dangerous than I'd previously thought. Thank you.

 

Nice to see your first European Oddventure off to such a great start. I look forward to more.

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Damn you Erik and Smisty (and Chuck). I really want to do a PTR of the trip also, but now I have to compete with two of TPRs wittiest wordsmiths, before the serious photographers start their PTRs.

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Great report! Can't wait to read more. Seems like we did a lot of the same stuff pre-trip. De Carrousel and ARTIS were both awesome.

 

Damn you Erik and Smisty (and Chuck). I really want to do a Photo TR of the trip also, but now I have to compete with two of TPRs wittiest wordsmiths, before the serious photographers start their PTRs.

 

Please do one as well! The world needs to hear about your VR experience at Walibi Holland

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More trip reports! This is going to be a heavily-chronicled trip. Which is good, because it was an awesome trip.

 

Bikes in the Netherlands are really scary as a pedestrian because you have to worry about getting run over, but they're even scarier when you're driving around because you have to worry about not running them over. Because that would be bad.

 

I must be the only person who didn't go to The Butcher, though I visited Foodhallen where they had a location, but chose not to eat there after seeing a dude in a The Butcher shirt leave the restroom without washing his hands.

 

Pannenkoeken is pretty great. Stroopwafels are better.

 

Great work getting this started so quickly!

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That's cool you stayed inside the A'DAM Tower. I didn't realise they had a hotel inside it until I went up it. I wasn't sure how easy it was going to be crossing the IJ River but now knowing about that super easy free ferry I wouldn't hesitate staying there next time I'm in Amsterdam. I saw some of the same things pre trip as you guys like the Rijksmuseum and the A'DAM Lookout. It was also my first time in Amsterdam and a little more than two days was not enough to see a lot of what the city has to offer. Lots of great attractions and sites (and I didn't even know about that Soarin' Over Holland next to A'DAM - next time!) and its fun just walking around trying not to get hit by a bike. Next time I need to rent a bike and try not to run over pedestrians or land my bike in one of the canals. Looking forward to seeing more of the trip from your eyes and captions.

 

So much crazy stuff there, it's almost like Japan ("almost").

I feel the same way. I'm definitely coming back to Amsterdam.

 

I must be the only person who didn't go to The Butcher, though I visited Foodhallen where they had a location, but chose not to eat there after seeing a dude in a The Butcher shirt leave the restroom without washing his hands.

I didn't go to The Butcher either. I probably would have if they had a location near the Johan Cruyff ArenA but I wouldn't have wanted to if I had saw what you saw.

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We were told that if you take a photo of a prostitute in Amsterdam, they will throw piss at you. Which is interesting because in America they charge for that.

Okay, that one got me.

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I love the Automat. It reminds me of the scene in the movie, Dark City.

 

I LOVED the Horn & Hardart Automat in NYC. Put in a few coins and you got the best little plate of mac 'n cheese or creamed spinach, or Lemon Meringue pie! (Funnily enough, I found out that the daughter of one of the original "Horns" lived in my building. But she was very shy so I never got up the guts to 'talk automats' with her.)

 

Bravo SMISTY for indulging in a bit of Dutch raw herring! When I first was in Amsterdam, I swore I didn't want to try it. But my Dutch friends said my visit would not be complete without sampling a 'herring stand.' I took the challenge -- and it was much tastier than I imagined! (Tho Dutch sweets still come out ahead! )

 

Thanks Erik & Smisty for those great photos - and commentary!

 

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Part 2: Coaster Trains & Bitterballen

 

Here begins our coastering around Europe with TPR. A few preparatory notes:

 

We skipped the 0th day pre-trip add-on. Bobbejaanland looked cool, but as it was our first trip to Europe, we really wanted to maximize our time in Amsterdam. So you'll need to look to AJ, Chuck, or Larry's trip reports for coverage of that.

 

Efteling is big. It's also really good, and in retrospect was probably the best park of the trip. At least, for us. The group stayed at the Efteling hotel for two nights and had about a day and a half in the park. This was ideal for us, as it meant we could really take our time at Efteling and go back to the hotel anytime we needed a rest (because we're old). The park was very lightly attended on our first evening there, and we were able to do quite a bit. It was a bit busier on our second day, but filming on the coasters in the morning before the park opened got us a lot of rides knocked out, and we were able to spend most of the second day checking out the fairy tale section of the park, re-riding things we'd liked, and picking up those last few things we'd missed.

 

Next up was Toverland. I don't follow theme park happenings as closely I used to, and all I really knew about Toverland is that it was mostly indoors, with a couple of coasters outside. But that's not really the case. The park is bigger than I'd imagined, and their newest section (Avalon) is really good. We spent about three-quarters of the day there, leaving early (by more or less unanimous group decision) to stay ahead of a fairly ominous approaching storm.

 

The third park I'll be covering in this update is Walibi Holland. This is a former Six Flags, so I expected to just ride a couple of good coasters and ignore most of the rest, but it turned out to be a fairly nice park. By this time I was convinced that The Netherlands is just pretty and all you have to do in terms of landscaping is to get out of the way. It also helped that the park seemed legitimately excited that we were there, and were very nice to us (not that the other parks weren't, mind you).

 

We also visited two smaller parks in Holland, but I'm pushing those to the next update, whether it makes any sense geographically or not. I'm confident you'll forgive me.

 

Speaking of me, it might be a good time to mention that my opinions--especially regarding roller coasters--are often very different than that of other coaster nerds. This isn't because I'm contrarian (well, not entirely, anyway) but because I have what parks call "unusual body dimensions." Not only am I overweight, but more importantly, I have scoliosis. Riding roller coasters doesn't exacerbate my condition or anything, but a lot of the newer restraints on today's wilder rides simply don't fit me well, and this often results in rather uncomfortable rides. So keep that in mind when I say things like, "I would've been more excited to ride Robin Hood than Untamed." I'm not trying to be provocative. It makes sense if you're me.

 

Cool?

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That bus life.

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There was a mouse in our room! Also, a board game. And somebody else's red shoes!

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The Royal Beef at De Hoffelijke Heraut restaurant, in the Efteling Hotel, was amazing. Apples in the mashed potatoes?! Well done, Holland! (Restaurant name translation: The Courteous Herald.)

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The hotel has its own entrance at the back of the park. This Efteling's main entrance, and this photo was taken midway through our second day in the park. TRUST NOTHING.

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Most of Efteling's coasters are clumped together. But we're not really here for the coasters....

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Dark ride rundown! The partially gravity-powered Dreamflight!

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The brand new (trackless and semi-interactive) Symbolica!

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The totally not racist anymore Festival Carnival!

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The 1001 Arabian Nights themed Fata Morgana!

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Efteling is not ugly. In fact, it's kind of like if Busch Gardens Williamsburg and Disneyland had a baby, but then Disney refused to acknowledge being the father, and then Busch Gardens was like, "I don't want your money, I just want our child to know his father," and then the child grew up and decided to spend a gap year in Europe and never came home. And his parents were both bitter in their own ways, but the child lived a happy life and never held any grudges.

 

It's like that.

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I was under the impressions that Joris en de Draak were dueling family coasters, or like junior woodies, but I would say they both qualify as true and proper wooden coasters. Great fun!

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I took this photo. If Robb posts claiming credit, don't believe him.

 

(And if you think this is an unflattering photo, just wait until we get to Lech Coaster in the next installment!)

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Efteling has a large fairy tale section, presumably lorded over by king stumpy here.

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I don't think "The Wolf and the Seven Young Goats" story ever made it over to America.

 

Hey, it's the same board game from our hotel room!

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This rapids ride is called Piraña, which I haven't quite been able to reconcile with the ride's pre-Columbian cultures theme. Is it the fish? I believe "piran" is "pirate." Any Dutch speakers want to help me out here?

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There's a famous story about a Dutch child putting his finger in a dam that I suddenly no longer want to talk about.

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The Flying Dutchman was cool. A nice themed section and not too wet.

 

This caption was not funny. But maybe it was informative...?

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The station may remind you of a certain famous Disney ride. Or maybe it won't. I don't know. I'm not you, am I? Look, it's like Pirates of the Caribbean, okay? Is that what you wanted me to say?

 

Have you noticed yet that I rant when I'm trying to distract from sub-standard photo quality? No? Well then never mind.

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This guy may remind you of a certain famous Efteling animatronic.

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I don't even remember what's in here. Something minor, I think. This park is awesome.

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The Octopus is a quick service restaurant and play area with sort of a Rainforest Cafe vibe. It's also just a great idea.

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Bitterballen, which the internet describes as "bite-size beef and gravy croquettes" and I describe as the greatest fried food I've ever eaten.

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Goldberg enjoying throwing away his trash just a little too much.

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Prepare for rant.

 

(In my defense, it was taken through a plexiglass window designed to protect me from burning coal.)

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I posted this photo on Instagram with the caption, "Do you like your job? - "Neigh!" and got a flurry of angry responses in Dutch from people who apparently thought I was some sort of animal rights activist. But as soon as I assured them that I actually hate horses and want them all to burn they stopped responding to me. Glad I finally won them over!

 

I'm "Electerik" on Instagram if you want to see more photos of things on fire!

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Baron 1983 was fine. It's always weird when your first example of something (in this case, SheiKra) turns out to be the best of its type. [Copy/paste to appropriate photo in Part 4 of this report.]

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Cool coaster people!

 

I mean, cool-ish.

 

Well, they're coaster people.

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Efteling's version of Harry Potter robes. Also, Efteling's version of a talking tree.

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The Monosnail! It's not really called that, but it should be. Also, it's great.

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This building houses a steam-powered carousel, and, like almost everything is this park, is great.

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Same building. Model trains. I need a thesaurus to look up some other words for great.

 

Sorry, I've just been informed that I am on the internet. Well, that's just considerably above the normal or average.

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Vogel Rok is like Space Mountain except it's better and I have no idea what's going on. We might be egg thieves...?

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Nice geese?

 

Can geese be a suggestive euphemism for boobs?

 

Smisty says no.

 

Nice...um...boobs, I guess.

 

Nailed it.

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Toverland's new entrance. Sorry for the lack of transition. We're at Toverland now. Surprise!

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The "front part" of the park is kind of a big water play area and seating areas surrounded by all your standard main street type things (guests services, lockers, etc.) It's cool idea, but it has a real water park feel that I didn't really dig, if I'm being honest. It probably works really well for them, and points for doing something different.

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Fenix was my first wingrider, so I wasn't sure what to expect. I really enjoyed it, though. The star attraction of their new Avalon section, which could almost be a cool little park unto itself.

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Someone's been to Island of Adventure.

 

Wait, is there like a left-leaning Libertarian option or something?

 

Political humor!

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Fenix and Merlin's Quest (the boat ride).

 

This caption is neither funny nor informative, if I'm being honest. You knew which one was the boat ride.

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Merlin's Quest has a dark ride section, and now I am happy.

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Avalon is where King Arthur went when he died, and Toverland is where fat Americans go to die. (For clarity, I mean me, not the very nice people in the photo.)

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It's a restaurant. It probably has a name. Hey, I went to a lot of parks in very short succession, and I'm tired of looking stuff up, okay?

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These fools offered all-you-can-eat ribs with Americans in the park! Let's show them how we do!

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Moments before disaster.

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This spinning coaster (Dwervelwind, happy?) was quite good.

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Nice theming in the station, too. (If you know what I mean.)

 

(I don't know what I mean.)

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Possibly my first coaster named after a classical city of antiquity.

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Troy!

 

For me, all GCIs are measured against Thunderhead. This was less good. Still fun, though.

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Moments before disaster.

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The indoor/outdoor log flume. We skipped it, as it seemed to be having quite a few mechanical problems this day. (Why, this log just went down backwards!)

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A thousand ways to kill yourself at Toverland.

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Super crazy roller skater. I am decidedly not a credit whore, and I still rode it.

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Booster Bike. I always liked the look of this layout. Good ride. The weird restraints and seating position are actually just fine for me. I would like to try this with some sort of normal sit-down trains, though, just out of curiosity.

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Toverland's old entrance.

 

We were tracking approaching bad weather all day, but we managed to get everything we wanted done and still get out before it hit.

 

I liked Toverland. But more the outdoor sections. The theming of the indoor sections just sort of butts up again the warehouse look of the non-themed parts in a really weird way. But now I feel weird saying that.

 

Moving on.

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Back to our next hotel a bit earlier than originally planned, Smisty and I decided to head out in search of food and oddventure!

 

Well, not really "in search of." We knew exactly where we were going....

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IKEA!

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In addition to the obvious meatballs and such, we just had to try some weird stuff that's not on the menu where we're from (like satay, for example).

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"Hardgaan" is Dutch for "this park has a shite layout because it used to be a Six Flags."

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The cover for our upcoming mixtape, "F#ck Slow, Hard Gaan."

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El Rio Grande (rapids), Xpress: Platform 13 (outdoor Rock N Roller Coaster), and Goliath (Intamin hypercoaster).

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Walibi Holland doesn't have a dark ride, but it does have a Vekoma Madhouse with a graffiti problem.

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So, they re-themed their car ride to "speed dating," but just in case that's not lame enough, they only themed the entrance. There is absolutely no mention, suggestion, or hint of speed dating, love, or anything even vaguely related anywhere else on the ride!

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This stand sells waffles. You can get them with white chocolate or cherry compote on them. Or, if you're me, you can use your smooth-talking ways to get both.

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I've seen people trespassed out of parks for less than this. This guy didn't even get a "sit down" spiel. Europe is different.

 

Also, everything about this boat is designed to keep you from getting wet, and that waterfall wasn't going to do much more than drip on them. So I'm not sure what he's freaking out about.

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If you tore this down, it would be easier to get to Goliath.

 

Also, this was Gearhart's 600th coaster. And I can't think of a more appropriate one.

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This was...messed up.

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This was probably the coaster I was most excited about going in to the trip. And I was not disappointed. (However, I ended up riding two coasters I liked even better later in the week. Foreshadowing!)

 

I wish it were still green, though.

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I'm not sure who took this photo. It wasn't me. I'm just going to assume Robb. But, if you recognize it as yours, well, now you have an opportunity to post a reply!

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This log flume was ho-hum. EXCEPT, the double-down drop, which was great (considerable, substantial, pronounced) and which I now believe should be standard on all log flumes going forward.

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Walibi Holland had this one very Toverland thing, which was this self-operated rope-pull raft.

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Lost Gravity was so screwed up, in the best way.

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It also had probably the best example of "junk theming" I've ever seen. The idea is that gravity has gone crazy and things are just floating and sideways and weird.

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This ride was not on my radar at all, but was really funky and fun. The restraints weren't great for me, but they were okay-ish. I rode it two or three times before I needed to stop, but I have fond memories of it!

 

It's just...it's so weird.

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Somebody's been to Islands of Adventure.

 

People tell me this is the best Boomerang. So now I can say that I skipped the best Boomerang.

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Larry says this was great (significant, appreciable, serious). I guess we all just have to take his word for it.

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Walibi Holland's "main street" has a building in the middle of it. Or I guess you could say that part of their "main street" is covered. And has a coaster entrance in it.

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Xpress: Platform 13 has quite an elaborate queue. It's almost a walk-through attraction, starting as being themed to a normal train station and slowly becoming more sinister. Worth checking out even if you're not interested in an outdoor version of Rock N Roller Coaster.

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I would've been more excited to ride Robin Hood.

 

I did ride Untamed once, since I was there. It was uncomfortable, but I lived, so yay.

 

Do you want an anti-RMC rant? No? Okay, I'll ask again when we get to Kolmarden.

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These guys seem to have enjoyed it--especially Rector.

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It's like, instead of designing a proper roller coaster, they purposely designed it wrong, and then had to create a restraint system so restrictive that it "protects" you from experiencing the injuries this bad design would naturally cause.

 

Okay, okay. Sorry.

 

To be fair, this was the best RMC I've been on.

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Thanks, Walibi! Don't let my whining about Untamed get you down. Everybody else seemed into it. And I really liked Goliath and Lost Gravity!

 

Join us again in some indeterminate amount of time for Part 3, which will mostly cover Poland!

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Efteling is not ugly. In fact, it's kind of like if Busch Gardens Williamsburg and Disneyland had a baby, but then Disney refused to acknowledge being the father, and then Busch Gardens was like, "I don't want your money, I just want our child to know his father," and then the child grew up and decided to spend a gap year in Europe and never came home. And his parents were both bitter in their own ways, but the child lived a happy life and never held any grudges.

I'm dying over here, help. Too hilarious.

 

The indoor/outdoor log flume. We skipped it, as it seemed to be having quite a few mechanical problems this day. (Why, this log just went down backwards!)

It seemed like it was dealing with pileups, I always saw two or three logs in line for that second lift. I honestly thought that I had "camera of doom"ed it the first time but then I saw it went down again later and felt better about my own existence.

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Standing up to avoid water features on rapids rides is standard operating procedure in Europe. Lost Gravity is, indeed, one of the hidden gems of Walibi. I remember local enthusiasts complaining and apologizing for it a few years ago, which puzzled our group to no end.

 

I agree that Efteling's GCI was a a very pleasant surprise--much better than I had anticipated. Symbolica was great, too (more rides like this in the U.S., please).

 

I'm really enjoying this report, and I'm kicking myself for not having any Bitterballen.

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Symbolica was great, too (more rides like this in the U.S., please).

 

What I liked about Symbolica was that it seemed like the park was very much following its own muse. I mean, they could have made it shooting or 3-D or something for marketing reasons, but they were just like, "No, this is what we want."

 

Or, at least, that's the impression that I got out of it.

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Fact Check:

My PTR will not feature Bobbejaanland, I forgot my camera and phone that day.

Bitterballen do not really exist, if they did I would have found them and tried them.

 

Great take as usual.

 

You will certainly hear about the greatness of NeuroGen when I cover Walibi Holland.

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