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Superhawk.

 

Here's my ideas

 

.Bathawk

.Ironhawk

.Twisterhawk

.Kiddiehawk

.Beastiehawk

.YOLOhawk

.Spinhawk

.Wildhawk

.Icehawk

.Kinghawk

 

X-Hawk and Ironhawk aren't really that bad. Then again, I don't find most of the CF "hawk" names bad.

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There are plenty of bad ride names I can think of, can't decide an absolute worst, though:

 

Diving Coaster: Vanish

Bizarro

Smiler

Sooperdooperlooper (Makes it sound a bit like a kiddie ride for a looping coaster)

Cocoa Cruiser

Great Pumpkin Coaster

Lucy's Crabie Cabbie

Scream! (Not very original)

Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name)

10 Inversion Coaster (A lot of Chimelong Paradise's coasters count also)

Every Rollercoaster at Yomiuriland except for Bandit

Also, as an honorable mention: Rollercoaster. You can't get any more generic than that. I can understand older rides having that name as it could have been the only coaster in the park, but I don't see any reason for new rides to have that name.

 

EDIT: I forgot YOLOcoaster

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Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name)

Strongly disagree. Dog Fart Coaster is awesome!

 

Anyways, onto the worst ride names.

Flight Deck

Drop Tower

Roller Coaster/Coaster

Scream

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Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name)...

 

And he poops too! ^ And I agree, this is not the worst-named coaster IMhO. Perfectly fits!

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What's not to love about a coaster named after a farting, pooping dog?

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Diving Coaster: Vanish

Bizarro

Smiler

Sooperdooperlooper (Makes it sound a bit like a kiddie ride for a looping coaster)

Cocoa Cruiser

Great Pumpkin Coaster

Lucy's Crabie Cabbie

Scream! (Not very original)

Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name)

10 Inversion Coaster (A lot of Chimelong Paradise's coasters count also)

YOLOcoaster

 

Personally, I think that Bizarro, Great Pumpkin Coaster, Lucy's Crabie Cabbie, and Sooperdooperlooper aren't bad names at all!

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Diving Coaster: Vanish

Bizarro

Smiler

Sooperdooperlooper (Makes it sound a bit like a kiddie ride for a looping coaster)

Cocoa Cruiser

Great Pumpkin Coaster

Lucy's Crabie Cabbie

Scream! (Not very original)

Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name)

10 Inversion Coaster (A lot of Chimelong Paradise's coasters count also)

YOLOcoaster

 

Personally, I think that Bizarro, Great Pumpkin Coaster, Lucy's Crabie Cabbie, and Sooperdooperlooper aren't bad names at all!

Bizarro isn't too bad, Great Pumpkin Coaster is kinda' dumb. Lucy's Crabie Cabbie? I'll call it Lucy's Crappy Cabbie! And Sooperdooperlooper is just full blown retarded, and this is just my opinion.

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When it comes to a roller coaster, I think a lot of naming depends on the type of coaster. I roller coaster named possessed on a kiddie coaster would be wrong. Or a name like Woodstock express on a giga coaster. Kids coasters should have fun childish names.

As good of a ride it is, and how great of a setting it is, I dont like the name Loch Ness Monster

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