DarienLaker Posted December 5, 2014 Posted December 5, 2014 Lafftraq Now that's what I called scraping the bottom of the ride name barrel with a name like "Lafftraq"!
Sharman19 Posted December 5, 2014 Posted December 5, 2014 Funny Mouse is a joke. I didn't know that mice could do stand-up!
Thunder_Run Posted December 6, 2014 Posted December 6, 2014 Scat 2. There are no words upon hearing children utter "I wanna go on the Scat!"
Pyrozooka0 Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 CURRENTSkyhawk Steelhawk Thunderhawk Nighthawk Firehawk IDEAS Visionhawk Loopyhawk Diamondhawk X-Hawk Superhawk. Here's my ideas .Bathawk .Ironhawk .Twisterhawk .Kiddiehawk .Beastiehawk .YOLOhawk .Spinhawk .Wildhawk .Icehawk .Kinghawk X-Hawk and Ironhawk aren't really that bad. Then again, I don't find most of the CF "hawk" names bad.
Tornado6 Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 There are plenty of bad ride names I can think of, can't decide an absolute worst, though: Diving Coaster: Vanish Bizarro Smiler Sooperdooperlooper (Makes it sound a bit like a kiddie ride for a looping coaster) Cocoa Cruiser Great Pumpkin Coaster Lucy's Crabie Cabbie Scream! (Not very original) Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name) 10 Inversion Coaster (A lot of Chimelong Paradise's coasters count also) Every Rollercoaster at Yomiuriland except for Bandit Also, as an honorable mention: Rollercoaster. You can't get any more generic than that. I can understand older rides having that name as it could have been the only coaster in the park, but I don't see any reason for new rides to have that name. EDIT: I forgot YOLOcoaster
XII Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name) Strongly disagree. Dog Fart Coaster is awesome! Anyways, onto the worst ride names. Flight Deck Drop Tower Roller Coaster/Coaster Scream
Nrthwnd Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name)... And he poops too! ^ And I agree, this is not the worst-named coaster IMhO. Perfectly fits! What's not to love about a coaster named after a farting, pooping dog?
dippindotsguy8 Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 My top three (in no particular order): 1. Scream 2. Drop Tower 3. I think it's somewhere in asia, and roughly translates to "Super Super Cool Cool Bear" or something like that
DarienLaker Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 Here are my top three worst ride names ever! 1. Dog Fart Coaster ( ) 2. Woodstock Express 3. Ride of Steel
GwaziBSRider1 Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 ^ I wouldn't call Woodstock Express a terrible name. I thought it was a nice name until Cedar Fair overused it.
Sharman19 Posted December 11, 2014 Posted December 11, 2014 ^ I wouldn't call Woodstock Express a terrible name. I thought it was a nice name until Cedar Fair overused it. Let's wait for the reign of "Hawk!"
GCI Wooden Posted December 11, 2014 Posted December 11, 2014 Why do people hate "Dog Fart Coaster"? I think it's one of the best names in the industry!
StuckInSD Posted December 11, 2014 Posted December 11, 2014 I still stand by The Tickler as being the worst name yet. Especially when paired with a face that totally doesn't scream "pedophile".
FaithPlus1 Posted December 11, 2014 Posted December 11, 2014 ^I like the one in France. The "French Tickler" I believe it's called.
Cmbgo12 Posted December 12, 2014 Posted December 12, 2014 ^ Would that make the one in Austria the Weiner Tickler?
DarienLaker Posted December 15, 2014 Posted December 15, 2014 Diving Coaster: Vanish Bizarro Smiler Sooperdooperlooper (Makes it sound a bit like a kiddie ride for a looping coaster) Cocoa Cruiser Great Pumpkin Coaster Lucy's Crabie Cabbie Scream! (Not very original) Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name) 10 Inversion Coaster (A lot of Chimelong Paradise's coasters count also) YOLOcoaster Personally, I think that Bizarro, Great Pumpkin Coaster, Lucy's Crabie Cabbie, and Sooperdooperlooper aren't bad names at all!
Sharman19 Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 Diving Coaster: Vanish Bizarro Smiler Sooperdooperlooper (Makes it sound a bit like a kiddie ride for a looping coaster) Cocoa Cruiser Great Pumpkin Coaster Lucy's Crabie Cabbie Scream! (Not very original) Dog Fart Coaster (This could be a contender for the worst name) 10 Inversion Coaster (A lot of Chimelong Paradise's coasters count also) YOLOcoaster Personally, I think that Bizarro, Great Pumpkin Coaster, Lucy's Crabie Cabbie, and Sooperdooperlooper aren't bad names at all! Bizarro isn't too bad, Great Pumpkin Coaster is kinda' dumb. Lucy's Crabie Cabbie? I'll call it Lucy's Crappy Cabbie! And Sooperdooperlooper is just full blown retarded, and this is just my opinion.
gerstlaueringvar Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Colorful 4 Ring Roller Coaster rcdb
grsupercity Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 When it comes to a roller coaster, I think a lot of naming depends on the type of coaster. I roller coaster named possessed on a kiddie coaster would be wrong. Or a name like Woodstock express on a giga coaster. Kids coasters should have fun childish names. As good of a ride it is, and how great of a setting it is, I dont like the name Loch Ness Monster
hey...hey Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 I think whatever coaster goes by "__ Inversion Coaster" takes the cake for me. It is like calling El Toro the "Out and Back Coaster."
DarienLaker Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 Colorful 4 Ring Roller Coaster rcdb That dishonorable name can go to Zonga/Tsunami wherever it is now.
gerstlaueringvar Posted December 19, 2014 Posted December 19, 2014 I think whatever coaster goes by "__ Inversion Coaster" takes the cake for me. It is like calling El Toro the "Out and Back Coaster." 11 Airtimes Brown Roller Coaster
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