MeMeMe Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 My mom got a book of things to do in your forties and it suggests adopting a donkey and sending it cards on its birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 "NEXT UP: Adventures in Aluminum..." (Me) Well, today was Adventures in Aluminum Day. And I got $35.20 for all of it---just enough to fill my tank with gas! Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyzoo Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I saw a house in my neighborhood that still had their Christmas lights on. I think it's ok for the first weekend of January, but now we're half way through the month... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Once upon a time, there was a muffaluffagus. It died. Fin. WTF is a muffaluffagus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samisthabomb Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I never thought Pizza Hut wings would be this good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Okay, I think three and a half hours of Minecraft is enough for one sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 When you brush your teeth, you only need an amount of toothpaste about the size of a pea, so say a few dentists. I thought that wouldn't be nearly enough, but I gave it a try anyway. And you know what? That small amount is plenty! It foams up and cleans just like the 3/4 inch amount I used to put on, and there's much less of it going down the drain. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadster Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 6 shootings and counting today in my little okiehoma town, guess the gang bangers are celebrating a holiday of some sorts??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midgetman82 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Apparently, they can now put magnetic brakes on boomerang coasters with Vekoma's newer trains. For video, go to the YouTube Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 My brother will celebrate his 53th birthday tomorrow. My 52rd will be in August. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Hell has frozen over. EBL said "53th" and "52rd" in the same post. Double grammar blunder from the Stalin of grammar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 The ground sugar tastes rather queer in this area. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find France today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I just heard it on the radio.... Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day! Believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 ^ Probably only in your neck of the woods, though. In our neck of the woods, we appreciate Hummers and big houses. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 How come in Ms. Pacman, one of the ghosts is named Sue when all the other ghosts have rhyming names like Blinky, Pinky, and Inky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 "Hell has frozen over. EBL said "53th" and "52rd" in the same post." (mightbeawannbe) Well, then hurry down there for some BO-DACIOUS skiing! Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I own a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I never noticed how much raw chickens look like headcrabs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 ^ I guess I've never had the privilege of seeing a head crab, sooo... Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMeMe Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 B-boy Luca LazyLegs came to my dirt-cheap school today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 First time to use my magical TPR pen...going to help my niece sketch something up for a recycling drawing contest. Maybe the magic of the TPR pen will give her a win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro4ever Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I'm sick of snow. Why wont it stop?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) ^ I guess I've never had the privilege of seeing a head crab, sooo... Eric Well, now you have. No worries, it's just from a video game, Half-Life 2. Edited January 27, 2011 by onewheeled999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 ^ And I saw that---just as I was eating dinner... Thank goodness I wasn't eating crab, though... Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 But I need TACOS!!!! I need them or I will explode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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